The Dark Fae

Gamer. Geek. Bookworm. General nerd. (He/Him) https://www.twitch.tv/darkfaegaming

[dndclassesquotes]

"My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look." ~Rogue

[solid-snakes]

You interrupted her bath

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[isteelthestarsfromthenight]

reblog to erase 1 ICE agent <3

/nf!! (not forced)

[inked-ir1s]

af!! (absolutely forced)

[dndclassesquotes]

Rogue: Wait, I can explain. NPC Guard: Can you? Rogue: Yeah, just give me a couple of minutes to think of a lie.

[cleobel]

Aelin: Guess what I’m about to get?

Rowan: Punched?

Chaol: Arrested?

Aedion: On my nerves.

Lysandra: All of the above?

Aelin: All of the above.

Incorrect quote credit to @writersisland

[adhd-alien]

I get so bored and understimulated that I listen to my impulsive thoughts, like I'd do ANYTHING to not feel that bored sometimes. I can't even remember how many toys I disassembled just to see what'll happen - and then I was sad they were broken lol WHAT WAS I EXPECTING

http://adhd-alien.com for book pre-order

I‘m live at http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/

[fawnbunny01134]

The urge to ditch my friends and listen to music in the school library whilst reading instead of hanging in the cafeteria full of loud overwhelming people during lunch and break

Introverted final boss 💔

[familyparadox]

After being reincarnated for the final battle Fëanor would hate Gimli. At first they would probably get along sharing a bond over smithing and making things. But then Fëanor would find out Galadriel gave Gimli three of hairs.

Fëanor who started all this nonsense because Galadriel would not give him her hair so he made the Silmarils instead.

[gamergirl-lumine]

Frodo: *speaks Elvish*

Legolas: The heck was that?

Aragorn: He said good morning.

Legolas: He did?

Frodo: I thought you would… understand that?

Legolas: I’ve never heard someone speak like that before…it was strange, and stilted, and you used full words the whole time.

Aragorn: Elves may sound fancy to us, Frodo, but they speak slang, and almost exclusively in metaphors.

Frodo: Oh.

Legolas: Aragorn has described it as ‘a monstrosity of a language’.

Gimli: Dwarves have a better language.

Legolas: You do.

Gimli: Ha! You admit- wait, you admit it?

Legolas: Elves curse by using the names of trees. Tree names! You have actually cusses. Do you know what I would give to cuss, just once in my life, Gimli? Do you know what I would give to tell someone to f- f- f- I can’t even say it.

Gimli: You can’t say fuck?

Legolas: …I have an idea.

-

Legolas: The-

Gimli: Fuck.

Legolas: -are you talking about?

Boromir: Why did we let the dwarf start swearing for the elf?

Aragorn: Because I can’t wait to see Thranduil’s face when he finds out.

[arospec-bard]

[gamergirl-lumine]

Gimli: I swear, the elf hates me.

Aragorn: I’m sure that’s not true.

Legolas: Here. I brought you an apple. I thought you might be too short to reach it, otherwise.

Gimli: …SEE?!

Aragorn: Legolas. I’m telling your father.

Legolas: ITS NOT LIKE I ASKED HIM TO LOOK AT LEAVES WITH ME!

Gimli: What?

Aragorn: Gimli, he’s so clearly into you that it’s painful. He got you fruit! And showed you a fancy pebble! Gimli, he’s practically throwing himself at you, by elf standards!

Gimli: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

[gamergirl-lumine]

Legolas: Gimli? Giiimliiii! I found a interesting rock I wish to show you!

Gimli: I’m right here.

Legolas: Where?

Gimli: You have the all-seeing eyes, you tell me.

Legolas: I can’t see you.

Gimli: You can’t- look. Down.

Legolas: Oh, there you are! I found an incredible rock! Would you tell me of it?

Gimli: …I’ll ignore the fact you essentially just confirmed the fact you think I’m short, because you’re cute when you ask me about rocks.

-

Aragorn: His father will be so ticked.

Boromir: For liking rocks?

Aragorn: For wanting to bang a dwarf.

[darkfaegaming]

Tairn catching Violet:

[turnipot]

Selkie commission for birdmoss

[vals-lente]

You didn't even know it was a selkie's pup. You were having your usual morning walk along the beach when you came across a seal pup wiggling in the sand, wrapped in a fishing net. You untangle the little thing and wonder if you should be calling wildlife services, but the pup hurries into the water with a bark. That's the end of that encounter, or so you think.

You start receiving gifts on the doorstep of your beach house. Some days you find freshly caught fish and oysters, and other days you get colorful shells and iridescent pearls. One morning, you wake up earlier than usual and look out the window to see a figure scurrying away, wrapped in what looks like seal skin.

That's when you realize you must have helped a selkie. You've never seen one before, but the locals talk about them all the time. One warm afternoon you're making lunch in your kitchen when there's a knock on your door. You open up to find a female selkie dripping on your doorstep.

"Hello," she says shyly.

You smile and welcome her in. She thanks you for saving her pup and says that she hopes her gifts were sufficient. You offer her cake and warm mint tea, which she happily accepts. She clearly hasn't been around humans much, and she's quite obvious with her intentions when she asks you if you have a mate. Such a beautiful and kind human shouldn't be without a mate, she explains, and it would be her honor to be yours.

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: Little selkie sibling wants to go play!! (1:25 hr)