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[senor-cummies]

shitty incorrect quotes pt.2

Wild: Hey, can I ask you something important?

Twilight, thinking Wild is finally about to address all his bottled up emotions and suppressed trauma: Yes?

Wild: Do you still like under the chin scritchies when you're a person?

Twilight: Er, well--

Wild: And tummy rubs? If I rubbed your tummy right now would you enjoy it?

Twilight: Well, that's a difficult--

Wild: Do you think the puppy baby voice is condescending?

Twilight: It depends, why are you asking me this?

Wild: Sky told me what clouds taste like, so now it's your turn.

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Wild: DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU-- YOU SON OF A BITCH

Sky: Eat shit!

Wild: I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE!!! HAVE FUN RAISING MY KIDS, BITCH!

Twilight: what???

Time: Mario Kart.

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Wild: you're just mad because I'm clearly better than you.

Sky: You know what I've had it with you! Me and you, rainbow road, right now!

Wild: Fine by me! *Pulls a bunch of mighty bananas out of the Sheikah slate*

Twilight: uhm...what are they doing?

Time: *sigh* they're racing. again.

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Wild: I have to G-O for a W-A-L-K. I’ll be back before sundown Wind: Why did you spell out walk? Twilight, running full speed into the living room, destroying everything in the process: D-- *pant*--did somebody say walk? Outside? Walk?

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Ganondorf: Awe look at the little baby! What’s your name, baby? Link: I could kill you right now Ganondorf: Awe, wooks wike somebody didn’t get a nap today! *picks Link up and holds him on his hip like a toddler* Link: Put me down! Ganondorf: *gasp* You’re a feisty wittle babey aren’t you? Nabooru! I found a baby! Nabooru: How many children are you going to adopt, Dragmire?? Ganondorf: As many as I want! Link: I AM AN ADULT!

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Twilight, the denotation of a morning person: Good morning! Wild who hasn’t woken up before 12pm in literally 100 years: Is it?

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Wild: What is that? Twilight: It--It’s a cat... Wild: What do you have it for? Does it serve a purpose? Twilight: I--I mean yeah? You keep it around for company and...Entertainment. Wild: Do you eat it? Twilight: What? No!  Wild:...Are you gonna eat it? Twilight: No! Wild! Wild:...Can I eat it? Twilight:  YOU DON’T EAT CATS, WILD!

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Twilight: What did I tell you about overworking yourself?! You’re not a machine! Wild, condesendingly in a cowboy hat: Hwut did eye tail ewe ‘bowt overwerkin’ yer-say-elf?!!? Y’ain’t no machine!