#incorrect lunami

[erin-bitches]

*when Nami is lost in a crowd*

Usopp: SHIT where’s nami Luffy: Dont worry, I’ve got this~ Luffy: ….*inhales* I’m gonna-

Nami,interrupting: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

*When Luffys lost In a crowd*

Robin: Where did luffy go?

Nami: *stand in the middle of the crowd, focused intensely with her eyes closed*

Nami: …He’s at the bar Sanji: how did you do that??

Nami: my idiot detector went off.

[erin-bitches]

Interviewer: so what’s it like dating the sexiest woman of the east blue

Luffy: *looks at nami beating up a loan collector cause he pissed her off*

Luffy: Amazing <3

[erin-bitches]

Valentines Day

LuNa;

Nami: *walks in room, turns on the light* what the f-

Luffy, wrapped in ribbon and laying on a bed of roses: hey babeeeee~

Nami: … … … *turns light back off, leaves*

Luffy: *stumbles to get up* WAIT NAMI DONT LEAVE

ZoSan;

Zoro: Cook!

Sanji, turns around: what the fuck do you wa- ACKKKKKKK

Zoro: ???

Sanji: DONT FUCKING “???” ME, WHY ARE YOU NAKE-*realizes*

Sanji: …fuck

[erin-bitches]

- LuNami -

Luffy: Babe do the thing

Nami: *flexes*

Luffy: oh my god

- ZoSan -

Zoro: Babe do the thing

Sanji: *smiles*

Zoro: *nose bleeding* oh my god he did the thing.

[erin-bitches]

Therapy lessons with nami

* Luffy Rips namis map accidentally*

Nami: *strangling luffy* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMBASS

Nami: *freeze frame as nami appears infront of it* You see, that’s what I would’ve done had this been 5 seconds ago but I don’t do that because we’re friends. Instead, I’ll just calmly ask him not to do that again.

Nami: luffy im sorry, could you please not do that i-

Nami: *freeze frames again* You see that’s what I would’ve done had my therapy session worked-which it didnt- NOW COME HERE YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD.

[erin-bitches]

Luffy: *breathes*

Nami: you are the human embodiment of stress