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[erin-bitches]

Valentines Day

LuNa;

Nami: *walks in room, turns on the light* what the f-

Luffy, wrapped in ribbon and laying on a bed of roses: hey babeeeee~

Nami: … … … *turns light back off, leaves*

Luffy: *stumbles to get up* WAIT NAMI DONT LEAVE

ZoSan;

Zoro: Cook!

Sanji, turns around: what the fuck do you wa- ACKKKKKKK

Zoro: ???

Sanji: DONT FUCKING “???” ME, WHY ARE YOU NAKE-*realizes*

Sanji: …fuck

[erin-bitches]

Luffy: …why can’t you add colours.

Law: You can…? It’s called blending.

Luffy: no no no, I mean why don’t they have any numerical value. Like, I tried to order a smoothie with 2 blue + 1 Purple button and they declined me...why do numbers get that but not colours.

Law: … *stops and looks at camera* I know I think this to myself a lot, but how the fuck hasnt he died yet.

[erin-bitches]

Therapy lessons with nami

* Luffy Rips namis map accidentally*

Nami: *strangling luffy* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMBASS

Nami: *freeze frame as nami appears infront of it* You see, that’s what I would’ve done had this been 5 seconds ago but I don’t do that because we’re friends. Instead, I’ll just calmly ask him not to do that again.

Nami: luffy im sorry, could you please not do that i-

Nami: *freeze frames again* You see that’s what I would’ve done had my therapy session worked-which it didnt- NOW COME HERE YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD.