Trash🌌💕

(I'm also vegan)

[erin-bitches]

This is canon u can’t tell me otherwise

Yona: *comes back after running off*

Hak: What happened?

Kija: Where’d you go??

Yoon: Are you okay?

Yona: Yeah- Sorry I took so long, I was just getting vibe checked by my uterus.

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Hak: WHO ATE MY FOOD ISTG I’LL KI-

Yona: *eating Haks food*

Hak: -ss you

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Yona: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Hak, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.

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*when Nami is lost in a crowd*

Usopp: SHIT where’s nami Luffy: Dont worry, I’ve got this~ Luffy: ….*inhales* I’m gonna-

Nami,interrupting: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

*When Luffys lost In a crowd*

Robin: Where did luffy go?

Nami: *stand in the middle of the crowd, focused intensely with her eyes closed*

Nami: …He’s at the bar Sanji: how did you do that??

Nami: my idiot detector went off.

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Chopper: what does “take out” mean

Zoro: Removing something Luffy: Food Sanji: Date Nami: Murder

Robin: It can be all 4 if you’re bold enough

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Zosan

Usopp: QUICK, does anyone have handcuffs?

Franky: Where would you get handcuffs from

Zoro: Well sanji and i- *punch* …wouldn’t know?

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Interviewer: so what’s it like dating the sexiest woman of the east blue

Luffy: *looks at nami beating up a loan collector cause he pissed her off*

Luffy: Amazing <3

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Akatsuki no yona

Yona: *is in trouble*

Hak, 2km away: shit- my “yona got herself into a problem which could’ve easily been avoided if she wasn’t so cute” senses are tingling.

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Valentines Day

LuNa;

Nami: *walks in room, turns on the light* what the f-

Luffy, wrapped in ribbon and laying on a bed of roses: hey babeeeee~

Nami: … … … *turns light back off, leaves*

Luffy: *stumbles to get up* WAIT NAMI DONT LEAVE

ZoSan;

Zoro: Cook!

Sanji, turns around: what the fuck do you wa- ACKKKKKKK

Zoro: ???

Sanji: DONT FUCKING “???” ME, WHY ARE YOU NAKE-*realizes*

Sanji: …fuck

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Therapy lessons with nami

* Luffy Rips namis map accidentally*

Nami: *strangling luffy* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMBASS

Nami: *freeze frame as nami appears infront of it* You see, that’s what I would’ve done had this been 5 seconds ago but I don’t do that because we’re friends. Instead, I’ll just calmly ask him not to do that again.

Nami: luffy im sorry, could you please not do that i-

Nami: *freeze frames again* You see that’s what I would’ve done had my therapy session worked-which it didnt- NOW COME HERE YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD.

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Luffy: …why can’t you add colours.

Law: You can…? It’s called blending.

Luffy: no no no, I mean why don’t they have any numerical value. Like, I tried to order a smoothie with 2 blue + 1 Purple button and they declined me...why do numbers get that but not colours.

Law: … *stops and looks at camera* I know I think this to myself a lot, but how the fuck hasnt he died yet.

[18-94ka]

happy new year you guys!

have a little tddk dood

[best-shower-thoughts]

Cars really need a friendly beep and a angry beep. If we post this enough we might change the world!! (source)

[ectology]

“shut the fuck up.”

from learning to listen by @fivedayslater

[erin-bitches]

Yona of the dawn

-2 years ago-

*Yona climbed up a tree*

Hak: get down from there!

Yona, upside down: You said get “down” but since I’m technically upside down, down is up and up is down- therefore I am down.

Hak: *turns to camera* Why is this my life.

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Luffy: *breathes*

Nami: you are the human embodiment of stress

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Sanji: My dad taught me how to throw knives to make me less gay... Now, I know how to suck d*ck AND throw knives.