#incorrect maiko

[spark-09]

Aang: hey Zuko, wanna third wheel on my date with Katara tomorrow?

Zuko: sure.

Aang: great.

Katara: hey Mai, wanna third wheel on my date with Aang?

Mai: umm... sure.

Katara: great I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Mai: What?

Katara: What?

[honouringzuko]

Principal: Izumi was in a class fight.

Zuko: Oh no! That's not good.

Mai: Did she win?

[honouringzuko]

Zuko: I don't think I feel okay.

Mai: *worried* aww, what's wrong?

Zuko: I don't know. I feel this unappeasable void in my body.

Mai: Hunger. That's hunger. Have you eaten something today? (-_-)

[honouringzuko]

Mai livestreaming on Instagram

Mai: Since you guys have been asking for a liner tutorial, here it it is. For a sharp liner, I use this dagger my bf gifted and just trace along the edge.

Zuko: *panics and interrupts* NO! NO! DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS. MAI!!?

[honouringzuko]

Zuko: war is not the answer

Council person: yes but they need to know that we are serious in our endeavour.

Zuko: yes, we should send them a strongly worded diplomatic message.

...

Later that day

Zuko, violently opening the doors to Mai's flower shop: How to be passive aggressive? I want to tell someone that they are a complete idiot!!

Mai: well I'd-

Zuko: BUT IN A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT!

[honouringzuko]

Zuko: Mai, we have talked about this. Who bring throwing knives at a friendly game of pai sho?

Mai, nonchalantly twists a knife around her finger: only the prepared.

[honouringzuko]

Zuko: You know what they say about mistletoes? ;)

Mai: ...

Mai: Zuko, that is oregano.

[honouringzuko]

Mai: You how I feel about druk in the bedroom Zuko

Zuko: But I have already comprising with not letting him on the bed :(

Mai: Zuko, he's no longer the size of a ostrich horse.

Zuko: Okay, so what is your excuse to no let him in the room.

Mai: ... he's starting to get too big for the doors