#incorrect malec

[dayque]

Rafa: So...?

Alec: So, what?

Magnus: Was the test positive?

Alec: It's a diagnostic process, not a covid test!

Max: So you didn't test positive...?

Alec:

Alec: Positive for autism, yes

Rafa: I knew it! You owe me 15 dollars bapak!

[shum-baby]

Alec: what's your body count?

Magnus: Sex or murder?

Alec: ???

Magnus: Either way it's high

[bradenmeden]

Alec: It's 81 degrees today! Don't you regret wearing that blazer now?

Magnus, in a stunningly tailored, emerald green suit, visibly perspiring: The highly fashionable have little to regret.

[aleclightwood-banee]

Magnus: Have you got plans for tonight, darling?

Alec: Yeah, I have a wine and bitching night with Maia and Clary. 

Magnus: What do you guys usually bitch about?

Alec: Usually Jace, he pisses us off the most.

[lucy-frostblade]

Magnus: *kisses Alec*

Alec: What is this?!

Magnus: Affection.

Alec: Disgusting.

Alec:

Alec: Do it again.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Izzy: Those pants look great!

Magnus: Aw, thank-

Izzy: And I bet they would look even better on Alec’s floor.

Magnus:

Alec:

Alec: Are you hitting on Magnus...for me?

Izzy: Well someone has to!

[bookishbabies]

Alec, reading flashcards: Introducing, Magnus Babe!

Alec, squniting: sHiT

Alec: Oh well, works both ways

[incorrect-nephilim]

Alec: Uh, why are you covered in glitter?

Magnus: Why aren’t you covered in glitter?