INCORRECT HEARTSTOPPER QUOTES (TV EDITION)
Darcy: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
Nick: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Nick: I need my socks.
Elle: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Tao: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Tao: It's me
Charlie: I’m a multitasker!
Charlie: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.
Isaac, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Tao: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Tao: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Elle: I know, I was surprised too.
Tara: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
Imogen : Tara, I know you love Darcy. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I respect her immensely.
Imogen : But I think she might be a fucking idiot.
Darcy: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Sahar, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Darcy: Milkshake with two straws please
Tara, blushing: Aww Darcy!
Darcy, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this!
Nick: I slipped a little note in your back-pack to tell you how much I love you.
Charlie, opening his bag: This is a 10 page letter. It has an About The Author section.
Imogen: Hey, Charlie? Can I get some romance advice?
Charlie: Just because I’m with Nick doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Charlie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Nick: Several traffic violations.
Elle: Many counts of resisting arrest.
Tara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Darcy: Also, that’s not our car.
Imogen, not totally used to the Paris' Squads brand of shenanigan yet: It's not??
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In another timeline
Imogen: Wow, they really hate us.
Sahar: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Imogen: But we’re not gay, Sahar.
Sahar:
Imogen:
Sahar: We’re not?
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Tao: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.
Nick: That’s a trash can.
Tao, watching Isaac & Charlie panic : What's going on?
Elle: Isaac is having an identity crisis and Charlie is just having a crisis.
Nick: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at maths.
Nick: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Nick: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during my French lesson.
Tara: Bonjour.
Charlie: Le growl.
Darcy: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
