#incorrect ouat

[reinemortisse]

Emma: Do you ever smile? Regina: Only when I'm plotting revenge. Emma: You know, that's concerning. Regina: Well, you're still alive, so relax.

[goosin-around]

Henry Sr: wow im so hungry

*young regina nervously petting rocinante: how hungry

[mikewheelersmomisamilf]

Regina: God, none of these children listen to me!

Regina: *unplugs the internet.*

....

Emma: WHO THE FUCK SHUT OFF THE WI-FI?!?!

[incorrectonceuponatime]

David: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Regina: Murder?

David: An accident.

Regina: Oh, that's how I'm going to make it look.

[doc-jyo]

Q: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

The Mills, Rumple: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

The Charmings: Smad.

[incorrectsebastianstan]

regina: you look mentally ill.

jefferson: i am. let’s go.

[cianmarsfanfiction]

David *about Hook*: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice, and make friends, and treat him with mutual respect?

Snow: Yeah.

David: That's exactly what he wants me to do, Snow. Wake up!

Snow: That's what everyone wants everyone to do.

[wonderlandandotherplaces]

Detective Rogers: You played me like a fiddle!

Detective Weaver: Oh no, Detective. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.