#source: tgp

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: Yelena told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl!" So I'm going to go get it, girl.

Ava: Get what?

Bob: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: We can’t kill them!

Person B: Not with that attitude, we can’t!

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

Mini: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Rudy, crying: I'm not. I'm a legit snack.

[lazycatmeowsalot]

Barbatos: *learning about the history of democracy* Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules

Dvalin: That’s called “tyranny” and it’s generally frowned upon

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

Bubby: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

[incorrect-eah]

Maddie: You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?

Kitty:

Maddie: That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

[cianmarsfanfiction]

David *about Hook*: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice, and make friends, and treat him with mutual respect?

Snow: Yeah.

David: That's exactly what he wants me to do, Snow. Wake up!

Snow: That's what everyone wants everyone to do.

[incorrect-victorious]

jade: look. i may not be a saint, but it's not like i’ve killed anybody. i’m not an arsonist. i’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

beck: okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.