#incorrect pjoverse

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Percy: This is a list of possible places Nico could’ve run off to with Will.

Annabeth:

Annabeth: This is a globe, Percy.

Percy: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Nico: it actually pisses me off sooooo much when people are like "ohh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" 

Nico: like grow up and shoot him! what are you catholic? 

Nico: "but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the fucking gun and shut up.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Hazel: okay, so in class, we were talking about orgasms-

Nico: *chokes*

Frank: you mean when you fold paper into birds and shit?

Hazel: no, that's origami, orgasms is this green herb you put on pizza-

Nico: wait, that’s Oregon-

Leo: no, jackass, that's that weird state no one talks about, orgasms are-

Jason: Okay, I feel a duty to stop this conversation here. All of you shut up.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Leo: And now, my favorite party game: Which Awkward Teen Couple Wins for Best Awkward Flirting with their Partner or, in rare cases, Partners.

Hazel: why-

Leo: NICO. GO. You have five seconds and remember, whoever wins gets the cookies Sally baked for Percy that I stole!

Percy: Wait, what the fuck, that was YOU-

Nico: Let’s do this. 

Will: I don’t think I want to be a part of this, actually-

Nico: Will. A human heart costs around $1 million but I gave you mine for free.

Will:

Leo:

Nico:

Will: Babe, why do you know how much a human heart costs?

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Annabeth: *sighs* Percy, we already tried things your way.

Percy: What? No, we didn't?

Annabeth: Well, I tried it in my head and it didn’t work. 

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Jason: soooo, Percy, my dude, are you okay?

Percy: Wha-why do you ask?

Jason: Because you just asked the grocery store clerk if damage-repair shampoo worked on emotions.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Annabeth: There are plenty of fish in the sea but apparently, there’s also plenty of trash. 

Piper: ...Are you and Percy doing okay?

Percy: ANNABETH. That is not how you tell people we went to the beach!

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Nico: Okay, you’ll drive us, right, Leo?

Leo: No.

Nico: Ugh, why not? 

Leo: I-Well, I didn’t pass my driver’s test!

Nico: What? You’re seventeen, how did you not-

Leo: I didn’t see the suit-dude on the corner.

Nico: I-What???

Leo: It wasn’t my fault! I signaled before I hit him!