Discover Top Posts Tagged with #incorrect jason grace

Jason: What’re you talking about? My dad is great.

Percy: Has he ever visited you in person?

Jason: Well…no. But - he’s busy.

Nico: Has he ever jumped in to help you on a quest? During the Titan war, at least?

Jason: Not that I can remember…But I managed so…

Leo: Have you ever even had a conversation with him face to face?

Jason: …Do fathers usually talk to their sons?

Percy, Nico, and Leo: *sympathetic looks*

Jason, mind blown and disappointed: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. Turns out I’m one of them.

Jason: It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.

Jason: what do you mean you don’t have a license

Leo: it never came up

Jason: never came up? You’ve been piloting Argo two!

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Jason: Nico is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Percy: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!

Hazel: okay, so in class, we were talking about orgasms-

Nico: *chokes*

Frank: you mean when you fold paper into birds and shit?

Hazel: no, that's origami, orgasms is this green herb you put on pizza-

Nico: wait, that’s Oregon-

Leo: no, jackass, that's that weird state no one talks about, orgasms are-

Jason: Okay, I feel a duty to stop this conversation here. All of you shut up.

is it really a jason grace fanfic if he's not compared to a puppy??

Jason: There are three ways to end conflict.

Percy and Leo: Gun

Thalia and Annabeth: Knife

Reyna and Nico: Blackmail

Jason: Why the heck do I even bother?

*3 am*

Jason: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE!!

Percy and Leo:

#incorrect jason grace