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Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Leo: It’s not a joke.

Leo: *sniffles*

Leo: I’m a legit snack.

leo: i love cheating. Cheating is awesome. if you don't cheat, i don't know what the hell is wrong with you.

piper: have you ever been cheated on?

leo: ...i forget some people are in relationships. to clarify, i love to violate academic integrity on exams.

Pipabeth : kissing

Ignorant person: yeah, they’re just friends

Nico: Ma’am, they’re making out

Leo: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Jason: Leo!!

Piper: What the hell!?

Leo: Oh sorry, my bad.

Leo, whispering: Wanna help commit arson?

Jason and Piper, whispering: Sure. What do you need?

Percy: Who wants to make 30 drachmas?

Piper: How?

Percy: I need someone to take the fall.

Piper: What did you do?

Percy: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Annabeth, from the Athena cabin: Oh my gods.

Percy:...

Annabeth: OH MY GODS!

Piper: Make it eighty.

Percy: Deal.

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Annabeth: There are plenty of fish in the sea but apparently, there’s also plenty of trash.

Piper: ...Are you and Percy doing okay?

Percy: ANNABETH. That is not how you tell people we went to the beach!

Piper: We need to break up but here’s a puppy.

Jason: Awwww-wait what?

Piper: Here’s a puppy. It’s over between us and he’s so cute!

Jason: Do you think I don’t hear the bad parts of those sentences???

Piper: His name is Martin, I need my keys back and he’s a puppy!

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