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Incorrect COD quotes

Gummy worms

Canary, pouting while writing down her reports: ...

Gaz, to Ghost: why does she look so sad?

Ghost: Price found her secret stash of gummy worms.

Gaz: Ah...

Ghost: ...

Gaz, looking around: ... Where is Soap?

*distant sound of an explosion and an angry Price, with stomps down the hallway*

Ghost, smirking under his mask: went to get them back.

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Soap *absolutely drunk*: "You know there's this guy."

Ghost *only tipsy*: "What guy?"

Soap *hiccups*: "He's just perfect, absolutely my type."

Ghost *already slightly jealous*: "What guy?"

Soap *starring into the distance*: "He's big like reeeeaallyyy big and bulky as fuck."

Ghost *clenching his teeth*: "W h a t g u y?"

Soap *sighing dreamy*: "I would be on my knees for him, kiss him, suck him, fuck him."

Ghost *grabbing him by the collar*: "WHO?"

Soap *grins hazy*: "You."

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Incorrect COD quotes

Mystery

Price: so, who is responsible for this?

Gaz: I...I found it like th-

Price: I know, Gaz. I wasn't asking you.

Price *looks pointedly at Ghost, Y/N and Soap*: Who. Did. This.

Y/N *cannot handle unresolved tension*:...I did it. I'm sorry.

Price: I don't believe you. *Stares at Soap*

Soap *offended*: it wasn't me!

Price: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!

Ghost *did it*: yeah, what the fuck, Soap.

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Incorrect COD quotes

Brothers

(warning: hints of parental abuse)

Gaz: so, let me get this straight.

Gaz: you joined bootcamp at 15 as a punishment, right?

Y/n: correcto.

Ghost: it was because you got a B in maths.

Y/n: yup.

Soap: and you liked it so much you made a career out of it?

Y/n: it was the only place I knew where after being told to drag myself in the mud I wouldn't get beaten for getting my clothes dirty.

Gaz: ...

Ghost: ...

Soap: ...

Y/n: ...so, yeah. I was happy in bootcamp.

Y/n: I may have cried a little in the bus when I got sent back home for the holidays.

Soap, standing up: I'd like to talk to your parents.

Gaz: same.

Ghost, already at the door: I'm driving.

Price, not looking up from his reports: don't be late for dinner, kids.

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Incorrect COD Quotes

(Un)forgettable

Y/N: You-... You actually came?

Ghost, frantically tending to their wound: I-... What do you mean with actually?

Y/N: Like-... Like you actually came... For me?

Ghost: Of course I did.

Y/N: You didn't leave...?

Ghost: I'm here, aren't I?

Y/N: And... And the others?

Ghost: Keeping the path clean and waiting for us to join them.

Y/N: Oh...

Ghost: You don't believe me?

Y/N: I-... I never thought someone would wait...

Ghost, finally hauling them onto his shoulder: Well, fuckin' believe it, soldier.

Y/N: Yes, sir.

A/N: you can consider this an alternative ending to this one, if you'd like ♥️

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Incorrect COD Quotes

Father figure

Price: Y/N, do you see me as a father figure?

Y/N: No, not a father figure. The father figure.

Price: ...excuse me?

Y/N: There's no one else in my life I can tell really fits the role. You have no competition. You're the father figure in my life.

Price: ...

Y/N: ...

Price: *tearing up* W-where are you spending Christmas, kid?