Jul 25, 2021
Zeldris : WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO SEE IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE ?!
Estarossa : *kneel down*
Zeldris :...
Zeldris :i will kill you in your sleep
seen from South Korea
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from South Africa
seen from India
seen from South Korea
seen from Slovakia
seen from India
seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from Belarus
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Belarus
seen from China
Zeldris : WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO SEE IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE ?!
Estarossa : *kneel down*
Zeldris :...
Zeldris :i will kill you in your sleep
Elizabeth: Merlin and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Diane: Sigh What did Merlin do?
Elizabeth: Well, she chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Merlin: Who wants a steering wheel?
Meliodas: *shows Elizabeth a cd labeled “songs I’ll eat you out to”*
Elizabeth: I- I don’t what to say
Meliodas: it’s twelve hours of cotton eyed joe
Hendrickson: ID please.
Ban: ok here.
Hendrickson: this is just a receipt for some heelys you bought.
Ban: *has already heely’d past him*
Hendrickson: [under breath] fuck that was so cool.
King : stress is bad for the baby
Diane : what baby ?
King crying: ME I'M THE BABY
King: all in all a 100% successfull trip
Elizabeth : KING WE LOST HOWZER
King:...
Elizabeth :...
King: all in all a 200% successfull trip
Ban: name a more iconic duo than me and my depression
Meliodas : you and me
Ban crying : okay
Ban outside the boar hat : hey merlin open up
Merlin at a table inside : when i was a kid all i wanted was love and then i met meliodas but...
Ban still outside : OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR !