Naruto: So.
Naruto: I'm in love.
Naruto: with Sasuke.
Naruto: I'm in love with Sasuke.
Kakashi:
Kakashi: Our Sasuke?
Naruto: Yes.
Naruto: . . . Thoughts?
Kakashi: And prayers.
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Naruto: So.
Naruto: I'm in love.
Naruto: with Sasuke.
Naruto: I'm in love with Sasuke.
Kakashi:
Kakashi: Our Sasuke?
Naruto: Yes.
Naruto: . . . Thoughts?
Kakashi: And prayers.
Sasuke: I’m under stress… I’m under pressure…
Sasuke: The only thing I’m not under is Naruto which is a damn shame to be honest
Naruto:
Everyone else:
Naruto listens to sappy love songs and dad rock, consistently sings them to Sasuke to "annoy" him (also kinda means it, the little sap)
Sasuke says he hates it but he'll be humming whatever song Naruto sang recently all day with a little smile on his face
Naruto; Remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Sasuke; stop romanticising the past
naruto, shirtless, arms folded over his chest casually leaning on the wall: i notice you don’t have a life guard here at your beach
sasuke, in the water: this is a bathtub
naruto : how do i make a date really romantic?
sakura : try being mysterious
naruto : got it
[later on a date with sasuke]
Sasuke : so where are we going? naruto : none of your fucking business
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are they fighting or flirting?
(bonus)
Naruto, helping Sakura’s classes: you’re scared birth control won’t work? Maybe if you were gay your problems would all be solved.
Sakura: thats not how we teach sex ed here-
Naruto, on the next slide, showing a picture he took of Sasuke smacking the canera away: first step to being gay is to fall in love with your best friend or nemesis. Bonus points if they’re the same person. Any questions?