#incorrect solo leveling

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Hi I love you incorrect solo levelings 🥺❤ do you have any SL headcanons, pls?

Thank you, I'm glad you like them! Sorry for the late response, life happened. Here are some of my headcanons.

• Thomas Andre calls Liu Zhigang 'gege' as a joke but rather than pronouncing it properly like 'guh-guh'. He pronounces it like 'gay-gay'.

• Igris has a unique bond with Jin-Chul. The type of bond where when Jinwoo or one of his summons does something troublesome, the two just stares at each other with this 'I'm done' expression. No words, just exchnaged glances.

• Cha Hae In is allergic to many things, even before she became a hunter.

• Goto Ryuji had a Shonen manga collection as a teen.

• Jinwoo's mom was the one who made the first move and asked his dad on a date.

• Thomas Andre used to collect pokemon cards.

• When on a raid or camping out, Jinwoo would wake up with one or several of his shadows cuddling up to him. One time, he woke up because Tank was lying on top of him.

• The Shadow Army used to have a game night but all the screaming and riot woke Jinwoo up and gave him a headache. It's been banned from then on.

• Beru hates vinegar, lemon and anything citrus-y. Tusk learned this the hard way.

• Jinah sometimes 'borrows' one of his shadows to test her makeup on them. They were actually pretty good at giving feedback.

[bluemglory]

Jinwoo: We are going to the clinic. You are pale like a Snow Knight, you have a week long headache, and you haven't had a decent meal for three days.

Jinah: That's normal in tests season! No appetite, staying more time indoors... If I go today I'll miss the biology test and will have to write it in a spare day!

Jinwoo: Good for you, if you knew biology you'd know it's not acceptable. We are going now.

***

*they meet Master Choi on their way to the clinic*

Choi: Good afternoon. What an unexpected meeting. How are you doing?

Jinah: *almost aggressive* Master Choi! Please tell my airhead brother that it's normal to have stress headaches! You said "it's a headache" yourself when you looked through the Jeju Island map!

Choi: *would say who's being an airhead here but is too cool for that, recalls his own sleepless nights* I am not exactly the one to look up at.

Jinah: *looking at his magic rings and the whole cool-ass attire* That's not what big brother said about you.

Choi: Here is a deal. The moment your big brother puts your medical documents on my table - if they say it's alright you are getting two tickets for ComicCon.

Jinwoo: ...excuse me?

Choi: With the VIP entrance right near the Genshin and Star Rail stands.

Jinah: You can tell Genshin from Star Rail?

Choi: But if anything, and I mean anything, is wrong, I'll check if your state is treatable with potions. If not, i'll find you a hospital where they will actually work for you and not dismiss you as "just another stressing teen".

Jinwoo: *to Jinah* I'll be sure to tie you to the bed.

Choi: I'll pay the medical bills too.

Jinwoo: *to Choi* What a blasted manipulator you are. Thank you so much.

***

Jinah: You are hopeless. I could go alone by the way.

Jinwoo: First, no you. Second, about the "alone" thing - it's not your crazy adventures that are called Solo Leveling.

[incorrectsololeveling]

Jin-chul, about Jin-Woo: The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from him at all.

Jin-chul: Those are quiet days when everyone in the Korean Hunters Association think ‘it seems like he has finally calmed down’

Jin-chul: And then ten seconds later you learn he’s acquired a dragon summons.

[christonaquacker]

Choi Jong-In: When you've worked as a hunter as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Baek Yoon-Ho: Reds not your color

Choi Jong-In: rED BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK

[crimsonwriter1907]

Imagine an Au with a fem Jin woo being abused and raped , towards her rise of e rank to s rank and her reforming the standard of hunters in Korea (I can imagine both original Jin woo and genderbend Jin woo would have some issues wit the monitoring division of the hunter association)

[starlightstare]

A little headcanon that Igris and Bellion often hit the shadows with the ‘when I was your age’ line as a subtle way to discipline (mostly Igris) and assert their dominance over the newer shadows.

Bellion: When I was your age, I slaughtered the Monarch of White Flames alongside my former king with my head held high and you titans can't even stand straight?

Igris: When I was your age, I had enough common sense not to swallow an entire glowing orb, Tusk.

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Remember when Sung Jin Woo got too lazy/tired/bored of naming his shadows in the middle of a war, he literally named them 'one, two, three, four and five'? Do you think at some point, that man ran out of names and just casually throws in some randomass names like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Tinky Winky, Spongebob, etc etc—

Jin Woo: What was Jinah's favorite cartoon, again? Ah. Alright Pororo, you take the monsters on the left.

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Jinwoo: I'll just do it. Mr. Woo and and President Gun-Hee won't trace it back to me.

Jinho: Are you kidding? They trace everything back to you. They trace things you haven't even done back to you.