Sweet home🌸of magic

Just some incorrect quotes/crack fiction blog. Header by me.

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Kirari-chan just learned a new dance 🌟💃🌟

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Endmin: Stay on guard everyone, that's crucial.

Chen: Oh please, stop pogging around!

Pogranichnik: What is that you used a short form of my name as?

[iheartkreuz]

“” Some kind of religious psychosis and worshiping kink

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

small thing I'd like to add here is that there is no bad fic as long as it's done with love <3

[fairytailconfess]

Although I still love Mest, that doesn’t mean I like his present appearance. I dislike his hair style and his outfit. I prefer his appearance in Tartarus Arc with shorter hair and that black coat.     – submitted by @karenovera

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ёбаный карась как же верно и я даже на английском это писать не буду

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Kuchiki house head servant: Byakuya-sama, it looks like Lady Rukia has trouble falling asleep.

Byakuya: *being cold as always* Are you telling me you are unable to handle that?

Head servant: *turning to a stern granny mode* I can handle anything, even some stubborn kids that prefer messing around to talking to their little sisters.

Byakuya: *remembers how the head servant used to chase him with a haircomb when he was little, gulps* Thank you for informing me. I'll be sure to do everything I can to fix the issue.

***

Byakuya: *knocks Rukia's bedroom* May I come in?

Rukia: Of course, Nii-sama.

Byakuya: *enters, kneels down by her bedside, notices she's reading the poetry he wrote in his years of studies* So you found this.

Rukia: *a bit wound up* You said I had access to the family history archives from first to fifteenth. I didn't touch anything forbidden.

Byakuya: I know, but... You seem to like these, ahem, texts more than you like taking a good rest.

Rukia: When I am reading these lines you put your soul in... it feels like you are here, with me, in this room.

Byakuya: *slightly lost* But... right now I am here, with you. Literally.

Rukia: *sighs, looks away* That's only for now. You will leave in a few minutes. And get to work again tomorrow, or to the clan's business, or leave for a mission...

Byakuya: *processing this all, with a pang if guilt he tries to hide* So you would actually like to spend more time with me.

Rukia: I would... But I have no right to steal your time.

Byakuya: *cups Rukia's face* Don't even think like that. I am not just a chief of this house, I am your family. My time belongs to you at first place, and you may always tell me when you need something.

Rukia: *shyly* I would actually be happy if you... could wish me goodnight at least once in three days. When you are not busy of course.

Byakuya: No.

Rukia: *sighs* I am sorry. I know I have been too bold.

Byakuya: *hugs her* A goodnight wish every night is the least I can do. If I am not capable if that even, I have no right to call myself a head of the clan. Or your big brother. Or just a man.

[montybirds]

[watcher-ofthe-sky]

one of the most wanted fugitive casually asking to release another criminal. crime sorciere you'll always be famous.

"you were on the council, and you were an actual villain" ALWAYS GETS ME.

[trowelsanddirt]

by will mcphail

[the-catto]

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

[addictedtocaring]

No dumbass, it's funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know... living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn't a comic about men being dumb, it's a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn't and got offended by something that wasn't being said.

[shiiro-arts]

They share a single brain cell and I love them for that

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Rangiku: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Momo: Wasn't Captain Ichimaru with you?

Gin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised!

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House: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Cuddy: Wasn't Wilson with you?

Wilson: In my defense, I was ALSO left unsupervised!

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Jinwoo: I am going to raid another double dungeon.

Taeshik: *in his office mode* Are you stupid?

Jinwoo: Is it unavoidably required for entering a double dungeon?

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Jinwoo: We are going to the clinic. You are pale like a Snow Knight, you have a week long headache, and you haven't had a decent meal for three days.

Jinah: That's normal in tests season! No appetite, staying more time indoors... If I go today I'll miss the biology test and will have to write it in a spare day!

Jinwoo: Good for you, if you knew biology you'd know it's not acceptable. We are going now.

***

*they meet Master Choi on their way to the clinic*

Choi: Good afternoon. What an unexpected meeting. How are you doing?

Jinah: *almost aggressive* Master Choi! Please tell my airhead brother that it's normal to have stress headaches! You said "it's a headache" yourself when you looked through the Jeju Island map!

Choi: *would say who's being an airhead here but is too cool for that, recalls his own sleepless nights* I am not exactly the one to look up at.

Jinah: *looking at his magic rings and the whole cool-ass attire* That's not what big brother said about you.

Choi: Here is a deal. The moment your big brother puts your medical documents on my table - if they say it's alright you are getting two tickets for ComicCon.

Jinwoo: ...excuse me?

Choi: With the VIP entrance right near the Genshin and Star Rail stands.

Jinah: You can tell Genshin from Star Rail?

Choi: But if anything, and I mean anything, is wrong, I'll check if your state is treatable with potions. If not, i'll find you a hospital where they will actually work for you and not dismiss you as "just another stressing teen".

Jinwoo: *to Jinah* I'll be sure to tie you to the bed.

Choi: I'll pay the medical bills too.

Jinwoo: *to Choi* What a blasted manipulator you are. Thank you so much.

***

Jinah: You are hopeless. I could go alone by the way.

Jinwoo: First, no you. Second, about the "alone" thing - it's not your crazy adventures that are called Solo Leveling.

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Rangiku: *is busy misting the flowers with a water spray bottle*

Rangiku: *lightly mists Momo as well*

Momo: *confused but looks cute with small shiny water droplets on her hair* Uhm what was that for?

Rangiku: *pats her head* Because you are the prettiest little flower here.

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Aizen: It's dangerous to go alone, Rukia. Take this.

Rukia: Is this... Kaien-dono but orange?

Aizen: Much better.

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