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Sam is the type of husband to follow you around the farm like a lost puppy while you’re working just to spend time with you…instead of helping…

im still alive lmao

this art is made for filipino SDV fans/players

Pierre: So let me get this straight-

Sam: More like let me run this bi you

Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out

Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation

The Farmer: I’m gay

Farmer: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Shane: Everyone stands

Harvey: Bring three more chairs

Haley: The most important seven can sit down

Abigail whispering: ...kill three

Sam: Telling someone “You are shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults

Sam: “You are not shit” is reassurance

Sam: “You are not the shit” is an insult

Sam: “You are the shit” is a compliment

Sam: Isn’t that weird?

Shane, in his head: Only ten more minutes to closing, only ten more minutes to closing, ONLY TEN MORE MINS-

Haley: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.

Sebastian: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.

Emily : Who needs high? I'm drug on life.

Abigail: Who drugs high? I'm life on needs.

Sam: Hi I'm drugs, who?

Maru: Life on needs.

Penny: Who needs drugs?

Linus, fondly: Drugs.

Robin: What’s your biggest fear?

Farmer: I threw a boomerang a year ago and it never came back

Robin:…

Farmer: I live in constant fear…

Haley: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Alex: For Dusty.

Haley: Why are you making pancakes for the dog?

Alex: He doesn’t know how.

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