#incorrect starwars

[lovelyfandomthings]

Obiwan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can look right over there

Obiwan: *points at Anakin*

[manicpixiedreamsaren]

bossk showing up in book of boba after being retired for 5 years because boba needed help with taxes because hes “now one of the most powerful crime lords in the galaxy” and “was never taught how to do taxes” and im “referencing one of my old posts”

[flyboy-and-fight-me]

Ahsoka: I’m too young to die!

Obi-Wan: I’m not but I still don’t want to!

[manicpixiedreamsaren]

general grievous was so sad about his gf that he went through the legal hassle of name change just to call himself "sadboi" smh

[manicpixiedreamsaren]

random bossk hcs

always cold but if he puts a sweater on he overheats so hes never happy

3 year in a row state fair hide and seek champion (as a seeker)

his mother would violently beat him if he ever so much as looked at a woman wrong

so now hes very polite and respectful towards women

totally was latts razzis wingman as she desperately tried to get with ventress

has his septum pierced but never wears a ring in it because someone yanked it down while he was on a job and hes forever been sour about it

since he slaughtered and then ate his siblings as a child, he got to grow up as a spoiled brat

if karate was a thing in star wars he would probably be a black belt

his dad took him fishing every weekend for fifteen years but like it wasn’t fun because they just ended up fighting

he read a book on parenting after he took boba under his wing

his best grade ever was a b- after a month of constant studying

collected pokemon cards as a child and he knew what to do with them

lives by the motto “eat ass smoke grass and sled fast”

if the houndstooth was an actual car it would be a vw bus but one that you lived in with your fellow stoners

[lovelyfandomthings]

Anakin: god I feel so useless

Obiwan: hey, you're not useless

Obiwan: you can be used as a bad example

[manicpixiedreamsaren]

boba: well my dad said that i could-

bossk: *aggresively pulling out a ouija board* oh yeah?

[lovelyfandomthings]

Ahsoka: what are you five?

Anakin: yea, five feet taller than you

Ahsoka:

Anakin: pleas don't kill me