#incorrect stenbrough

[theincorrectlosers]

Bill: We're a team now. Ride or die, right?

Stan: Sure I'd totally ride you.

Bill: What?

Stan: What?

[stanelyurisisaliveandwell]

Bill: do you ever just learn a fact that completely fucks your brain and rewriters the entire world as you know it? anyways apparently barcode scanners scan the white in between and not the black lines

Stan: they WHAT NOW?!

[cardiganloser]

Stan: I'm going to insult as many people as possible during this quarantine. What're they going to do about it, come see me? Lmao.

Bill: B-babe, no-

[wormknight]

Pls I think I’m funny

Mike: you and stan aren’t like “normal couples”

Bill: oh, how so? I think we’re a great couple.

Mike: no, it’s not that, it’s just...

Eddie, from across the room: you two bond over wanting to kill yourself while cuddling.

Bill:

Mike:

Bill: okay, and?

[sadiesjyatt]

Stanley: So, I was thinking, and-

Bill: Have you ever wondered how Toodles always knows what materials Mickey and his gang will need that day?

Stanley: Like, from "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?"

Bill: *nods*

Stanley: Remind me why I like you again.

[incorrect-fandom-quotes-blog]

Stan: *looking at a dead rose* This flower had color and bloom once, and yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it..wrenching closer to the ground...until it breaks...

Bill: S-So is that a "yes" you want a q-q-quesadilla, or no?

[theincorrectlosers]

Richie: You're like the hot girl that everybody wants.

Bill: I'm the hot girl?

Richie: You are the hottest girl.

Bill: I'm the hot girl.

Stan, walking in: Yes you are.

[theincorrectlosers]

Stan: I was attracted to you first.

Bill: Well I confessed to you first.

Stan: Well I asked you out first.

Bill: Well I said I love you first.

Stan, getting down on one knee: Well I proposed first.

Bill: Wait-