#incorrect it

[losersclublol]

stan: it’s been 15 minutes since bills texted me back, do you think they’re okay?

bill: *trying to spell gorgeous*

[bichylosersclub]

Eddie: *Has a sad thought*

Richie: *Bolts up in bed in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* Something’s wrong.

[dinneratsydneys]

Eddie: Will you at least take me out to dinner?!

Richie: Sorry, i dont go out with married men

Eddie: But im YOUR husband

Richie: I make no exceptions

[backpackgrayson]

Eddie: Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Richie: You’ve been searching for a dude with severe depression, self-hatred, and a terrible sense of humor? Weird.

Eddie: ...babe, we’ve talked about this.

[insert-current-hyperfixation]

It: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game--

Richie, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

It:

It: I was actually going to hunt you all for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[it-but-incorrect]

richie: am i a threat to you?

eddie: i think everything's a threat to me. i mean, look at this blood test! how can i be deficient in every vitamin at once? what the fuck is B12?

[iminlovewiththembeinginlove]

Eddie: *hands Richie a water bottle*

Richie: thanks, but what's it for? *drinking it*

Eddie: Stan says that you get thirsty around me

Richie: *chokes on water*