#incorrect bill denbrough

[incorrectderry]

[In a queue at Starbucks]

Eddie: *walks up to Bill and grabs his hand* This line is crazy.

Bill: Uh… Eddie…

Eddie: *looks at Bill* You’re not my boyfriend.

Richie: You’re holding the wrong hand, Eds.

Eddie: You sure?

Bill & Richie: *nodding*

Eddie: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.

Bill: I’m not paying for you.

Eddie: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend.

Richie: I’m not paying for you either.

Mike: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand, man. I’ll buy you anything you want.

Eddie: *goes to hold Mike's hand* At least somebody cares about me.

[ohlovelywar]

the losers: *are texting*

richie: BSJSBSSH

bill: what the hell is that?

richie: a laugh

bill: how do i do that?

richie: just press any letter

bill: 5

richie: what the FUCK

[incorrect-fandom-quotes-blog]

Bill: C-Could you pass the salt?

Richie: *throws stan across the table*

[usualblogforanunsualblogger]

Bill: S-S-Stan, you have so m-much to live for! And b-besides, life is short a--

Stan: Yeah, that's what I was rooting for, dipshit.

[incorrectderry]

Eddie: Richie and I do not have pet names for each other.

Bill: Uh huh

Bill: Hey what's another word for dad?

Eddie: Daddy?

Richie, from the other room: Yes, kitten?

Eddie:

Bill: Don't lie to my face ever again.

[incorrectderry]

Bill: So are you and Eddie a thing now or-

Richie: ...

Bill: Because if you do anything to hurt him-

Richie: ...

Bill: Yeah, I'll shut up.

[incorrect-fandom-quotes-blog]

Stan: *looking at a dead rose* This flower had color and bloom once, and yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it..wrenching closer to the ground...until it breaks...

Bill: S-So is that a "yes" you want a q-q-quesadilla, or no?

[incorrect-fandom-quotes-blog]

[at a family reunion for thanksgiving]

Richie: *chugging his water*

Eddie: Woah, Richie, you were really thirsty weren’t you?

Bill: Yeah why are you drinking it so fast?

Richie: I’m pretending it’s alcohol