Oct 12, 2022
Steve: I will find us a car and a hideout.
Steve: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Sam: Oh, c'mon. We're not children.
*Steve leaves*
Sam, casually: Eat shit and die.
Bucky, also casually: Fuck you.
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