#incorrect stuart quotes

[duchessofyorksstuff]

James: I was thinking about marrying Anne Hyde.

Edward Hyde: NO!!

Henrietta and Mary of Orange: No!

Charles: No.

Henrietta: You cannot do that. That is social suicide!

Charles: Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.

James: Umm, right.

Mary: We told you no last time! Besides what would you want her for, she's only my maid -

James: Okay good because I kind of uh...

Edward Hyde: You kind of WHAT?! If this is anything to do with marriage and kids I will be -

James: Err...

Henrietta: JAMES -

Mary: James WTF??

James: Well, you see...

Charles: What did you -

James: Ummm - it's a lot to explain. Give me a minute... *gestures to Anne standing hesitantly in the corner*

James: Darling??

Mary: "Darling"??

*Anne looks up.*

James: Babe, would you mind coming over here for a minute?? I'm trying to break the news in the easiest way possible.

Henrietta: "Babe"?!

Anne: No. No thank you. *trembles*.

Charles: "a lot to explain"?! James dude TF have you....

James: Please?

Anne: *whispers* James, no.

James: Pretty please?

Anne: *still whispering* No James. Please.

James: Don't worry! Nothing bad's gonna happen to you, I pro-

Edward Hyde: *turns beetroot* "break the news in the easiest way possible"?! ANNE, GET OVER HERE NOW.

James: *turns around* Just shut up dude! *turns back round to face Anne, now shrinking into the wall*

Charles: *getting irritated now* James, just explain what's going on man TF -

James: Anne, listen to me a sec. *Walks over*

Charles: *eyes widening*

Henrietta: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?!

Mary: *fuming* Anne, James, I swear to lo -

Edward Hyde:

Anne: James, please -

James: *whispering now* Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're not gonna be angry. C'mere. *Gently pulls Anne over to the group. Henrietta meanwhile looks like she's about to explode.*

Edward: *now purple* RIGHT. ANNE -

Mary: Anne? Anne, this had better not -

James: Guys, do not start! It's not Anne's fault at all!

*Everyone notices Anne's belly*

Mary: Anne, are you pregnant?!

Anne: *shaking now* Y-yes.

Edward Hyde, Henrietta and Mary in unison: IT'S HIS, ISN'T IT?!

James: *getting real defensive* Just don't come for her okay?! She's good.

Charles: Guys calm down a minute. James...

James: I SAID DON'T -

Charles: Can you just answer the damned question?! In fact - Anne be honest here, did James get you pregnant?

Anne: *looks at James and slowly nods*

Edward Hyde:

*James runs out the room at that point as everyone starts shouting*

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Charles I: You clearly all agree with this plan, despite you're all in denial about it.

Oliver Cromwell: No we don't, Your Majesty.

Charles I: I mean, you're even holding posters talking about wanting to have sex with me.

Parliament: NO SIR! NO YOUR MAJESTY!

Charles I: YES YOU ARE!

Oliver Cromwell: EXCUSE ME?? SILENCE EVERYONE!

*Parliament dies down*

Oliver Cromwell: You will not be arresting anyone in the House of Commons.

Oliver Cromwell: Not when you cannot even figure out what we mean by 'Fuck King Charles'.

[unhingedwhitehall]

Charles: Here we go, Jamie, here we go.

James: The war has begun.

*They walk into the Cabinet side by side, holding hands*

Both: Hi, Shaftesbury.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

"Could you please explain why tf you're at my surgery then?? Since you clearly don't think there's actually anything friggin wrong with you, dude."

- Govert Bidloo, to William III after having to endure an entire argument with the patient, Kensington circa.1689

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Edward Hyde: *walks into bridal store*

Cashier: Afternoon. What can I do for you?

Edward Hyde: I need to buy a gun.

[duchessofyorksstuff]

"UM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!"

- James Francis hearing the tale of why they've been booted to France by his parents

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Mary: OMG YOU EVEN GOT ME HOT CHOCOLATE?! Thank you so much guys! You are all so sweet!

William: *smiles proudly* Anything for my darling wife's birthday!

Anne and George: Of course.

William of Gloucester: Auntie the BEST!

Later...

Mary: William there are 40 packages of hot chocolate alongside thousands of porcelain pieces and 60 books! You're not going to have any money left, you shouldn't have bothered, sweethea-

William: I PANICKED OKAY??

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

One day at Whitehall Palace, the York Girlies are talking about what Disney Princesses they relate to:

Anne: I relate to Cinderella because she was a commoner who married a prince.

Maria: I relate to Snow White because she sees the good in everyone and despite being faced with extreme opposition from someone meant to care for her, is a kind and caring person.

Mary: I relate to Belle because she loves books and reading and also fell in love with someone for who he was as a person.

Anne 2.0: I relate to Elsa, Anna and Merida because Anna and Merida are very strong-willed and stubborn which sometimes causes problems but they manage to set things right and learn from their mistakes. And Elsa tries to do the right thing but goes about it the wrong way which she manages to fix the help of Anna.

Louisa: I relate to both Aurora and Snow White because they care about everyone regardless of who they are.

*The door opens and James enters with little to no warning*

Anne, Maria, Mary, Anne 2.0 and Louisa: ???

Louisa: Dad, what are you doing?

James: *deep breath*

Anne: Oh Lord -

James:

I RELATE TO TINKERBELL BECAUSE SHE CANNOT SURVIVE THIS FUCKENING CRUEL WORLD WITHOUT ATTENTION OR SHE DIES!