#incorrect suki

[entity9silvergen]

Suki: Do you guys think the Earth is a lion turtle or just some giant slab of mud?

Aang & Katara: Lion turtle.

Sokka & Toph: Mud.

Zuko: backs away I don’t want to be apart of this.

[chaoticevilbean]

*Sokka, Suki, and Zuko are sitting on ledge*

Suki: Bi awakenings. Go.

Zuko: Uh, I knew I liked girls for years, but I figured out I also like boys when I met this guy Jet. He asked me to commit a crime.

Sokka: Valid reason.

Suki: Well, I also knew I liked girls since I joined the Warriors, aaaaannnnnd I met a boy in town who was really nice. Didn't take long to realize I was attracted to him.

Sokka: Also valid.

Zuko: What about you?

Sokka: *Thinking about how the first boy his age he'd seen in years was Zuko*

Sokka: *Thinking about how the first girl his age, besides Katara, that he'd seen in years was Suki*

Sokka: No.

[incorrect-atla-quote]

*When Suki was training Sokka as a Kyoshi warrior*

Suki: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are

Sokka: That’s what you do?

Suki: Me? *chuckles* Oh no. My power is no illusion. I could fucking demolish you.

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : friendly reminder that "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason

Toph : and "because fuck you that's why" is also acceptable

Sokka : "for science" is a pretty good excuse

Aang : don't forget that "the spirits will not be sastisfied" is a perfect excuse to not do something

Suki : "not since the accident" can be an answer to everything

Katara : and don't forget "do it for the kids" as a mean to persuade someone to do something for you

[your-royal-momoness]

Katara: I did something bad

Suki: don’t worry, I have a shovel

Katara: no I— what do you think I did??

Suki: nothing that anyone can prove

[byl3rism]

Aang: I was legally dead for ten minutes. I met god.

Suki: tight. what did she look like?

Aang: ethnically ambiguous.

[huachengslastbraincell]

*at Disneyland on the spinning teacup ride*

Suzue and Mahoro: *spinning calmly and talking*

Haru and Daisuke: *spinning slightly faster, having a heated argument*

Kamei and Hoshino: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : in the end of the day we are just human beans

Sokka : and together we will rice

Suki : lettuce pray

Toph : ramen