Part-time ATLA trash

we started out as a shitposting account now where are we profile credits: jhoca

[fulltimeshitposter]

yes i love todoroki but everytime i look at his face i see his scar and i think of zuko and i cringe

[fulltimeshitposter]

Sokka, drunk : dude, I like him soooooo much

Zuko : who?

Sokka : Zuko, but don't tell him okay

Zuko : okay, I won't

[zukkatrash]

Zuko, also drunk, thinking: how many Zukos does Sokka know? and why has he never mentioned another one?

[fulltimeshitposter]

Okay but this.

[fulltimeshitposter]

so i finally, finally, finally watched season 4 of my hero academy and as someone who read the comics, they didn't do my man kurono justice ma—

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : *walks into the room without a shirt on*

Azula : hey topless

Zuko : you just have to remind me that I'm single don't you

[fulltimeshitposter]

Me at 3am: i should sleep

My brain: talk to me by cavetown but make it zukka

[imfroughtwithjelly-sy]

If you get this and would like - answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Oh! Olroit then, let’s see

1. No thoughts, only Logan sanders is my current mood

2. The smell of cooking mushrooms make me feel really sick

3. If you make a squeaking sound it will Echo through my head and make me attack you

@just-a-queer-nerd @prinssess61 @field-of-hopes-and-halfboys @servantprincess @i-am-ratzzz @just-another-fangirl46 @three-cheese-trees

(You peeps don’t have to if you don’t want to tho :p)

[lesboy-tommy]

ayy cool lets do this

1. i have a guitar bc some dude in a mcdonalds gave it to me (still dont know how to play it tho)

2. i dont really like gum that much but mints are nice

3. ive had what did i miss from hamilton stuck in my head literally all day

@mightbeanemolatte @the-turtle-prince @anniehasnofriends @kandyprincess08 @notsoqualityanxiety @thejudashussle @dropkicks-self-off-cliff

[anniehasnofriends-deactivated20]

yay :)

1) I really dont like pumpkins

2) I have more than 12 old books filled with old sketches from when I was younger

3) I used to be in the undertale fandom

@bewaretheidesofmarchyall @genderqueer-turtle @dreams-palette @youthquake-in-the-making @a-friendly-tater @anxiously-creating @vxnnx

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

1. The bear I named Jerome has finally left my yard! The siege is over!

2. My great-grandfather is the only ancestor I can really look up to, and look up to him I do (he was very chaotic neutral, played the saxophone)

3. I could never survive on a desert island by fishing. I hate the taste of fish so very much. If it has fish, I gag. 

@crazymak316, @steamgeek01, @a-ghostlight-for-roman, @xdr3belxd, @the-duke-of-nuts, @thankgodyoudonthaveamustache, @brunklebunkle, @chaoticemopigeon

[chaotic-emo-pigeon]

1. I like Melanie Martinez way more than I should

2. Half my family forgot I exist for unknown reasons

3. I am allergic to bee sting medication, which is extremely inconvenient, especially if you’re me and get stung A LOT.

@iwanttobeamazing @lilith-wnchstr @crying-at-ikea @yes-i-know-how-to-spell-soop @just-a-weird-cryptid @the-saddest-emo-lizzard-there-is @yesyesbreadroll

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

i’m super allergic to mosquitoes and i constantly get bitten

my parents almost forgot to put my name on my own bat mitzvah invitations

spotify can’t ever pick the correct songs for me because i listen to too many different genres

@beepboopbitch @appa-bottom-jeans @waywarddork @dammit-my-cabbages @trans-fucker-silena @chaoticidiott @lavender-honey-babe @chaoticemopigeon @one-sexy-fucking-toucan @gayest-skater

[waywardork]

1. Everytime I dye my hair I forgot and scare myself when I see my own reflection

2.my pinkie toes are really mf short like all my other toes are like the same and then my pinkie toes vibing

3.If I was a boy my name would’ve been Zachary and I was a mistake 🙈

@sokkaseboyhair @im-a-sokka-for-you @fulltimeshitposter @lavender-honey-babe @dammit-my-cabbages @beepboopbitch @bisexuallsokka @chaoticidiott @appa-bottom-jeans

[fulltimeshitposter]

1. I have like 7 oc's in the atla verse.

2. I hate whipping cream and mustard.

3. I use the same netflix account with all the people in my class.

@itszukkatime @zukos-depression-meal @what-would-azula-do @zuko-just-wants-his-honor @is-that-another-soulmate-au @nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice @firelord-boomerang

[fulltimeshitposter]

Sokka : bad news: our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Sokka : good news: we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

Sokka : bad news: my boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(tm). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.

Sokka : good news: a cute boy saw me do it.

Sokka : bad news: it was Zuko, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he will never think that I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : friendly reminder that "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason

Toph : and "because fuck you that's why" is also acceptable

Sokka : "for science" is a pretty good excuse

Aang : don't forget that "the spirits will not be sastisfied" is a perfect excuse to not do something

Suki : "not since the accident" can be an answer to everything

Katara : and don't forget "do it for the kids" as a mean to persuade someone to do something for you

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : *gets lost in a crowd*

Zuko : well this calls for drastic measures

Zuko : *slams fist on a table* ZUKO SUCKS

Toph, across the street : what the FUCK

Katara from another street : DID

Suki, nearby in a crowd : YOU

Aang, crashing through a window : JUST

Sokka, halfway across the country : SAY

Azula in the middle if her therapy session : *incoherent screaming*

Zuko :

Zuko : well that worked a little bit too well

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : hey Azula—wait what's this?

Azula : ...I can explain

Zuko : are you—are you writing zukka fanfics?

Azula : no

Zuko :

Azula :

Zuko :

Azula : I mean yeah but at least you got through the angst?

Zuko : the what

[incorrectzukka]

is? is this??

the real life? is this just fantasy?

[saccharine-sunflower-seeds]

Caught in a landslide no escape from realityyyy

[kid-from-space]

Open your eyes 👀 look up to the skies and seeeeeeee

[fulltimeshitposter]

I'm just a poor boyy, I need no sympathyy

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : in the end of the day we are just human beans

Sokka : and together we will rice

Suki : lettuce pray

Toph : ramen

[tophbejfong]

atla this or that

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

[tisthequenchiest]

Sksk I love this

(not all of these answers are 100% a couple are REALLY hard to decide. Those are the ones I won’t put in bold)

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging : @visit-ba-sing-se @kiaraalazulu @itszukkatime @azu1as @whats-a-reading @zukosturtleducks @fyrelordzuko @bisexual-lance @bisexuallsokka @zukkababey @flydunes @owlsantuary and everyone who wants to do this! (feel free to ignore this bbs✨)

[kiaraalazulu]

Thankss for tagging me 🧡 ✨

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or kinda wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging: @ninu-sha @citadelofowls @gingersnapped @tiredgaybitch @mattymeteoro

Just do it if you want to!!

[agenderbumi-deactivated20200924]

thank you <3

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet kinda right or kinda wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

tagging: @j-wirth @leewiththetea @flameyohotdamn

[ardantly]

Ohh thank you for tagging me!! 💙

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging: @fyrelordzuko @scar-angst-and-firebending @lunathelittledragon @acezukos @learnto-fly @stan-suki @leewiththetea @itszukkatime @mellowdreamer @owlsantuary @extragayzuko @bakoda-bltch @alrightazula

[cuupiemayo]

oh hi!! thank you for tagging me!! :)

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

@friendsofkyoshi @book-loving–anime-chick 

(everyone else i know has pretty much been tagged already, so if you see this and you wanna do it go for it!!)

[antifasuki-deactivated20201216]

Thanks for tagging me @mellowdreamer 😊

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging @zukoh-no @soft-zuko @bravesokka @what-would-azula-do

[azulapropaganda]

Tysm for tagging me @friendsofkyoshi 💖

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging @sword-over-water @dead-fandom-society @unholy-lesbian @ellaraeraerae @firelordazula @knaite-solo @zukoh-no @appa-bottom-jeans and anyone else who wants to do this too!

[firelordazula]

Thank you @what-would-azula-do for tagging me!!

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging @katara @sifuzuko @yuethemoonspirit @space-sword @gayzula @wish-i-was-fiction @zukos-calming-tea @zukosfires @mandalorianmuffin

[space-sword]

TYVM @firelordazula​ for tagging me!

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging: @yourownshiphassetsail, @aboutiroh, @zukosfires, @punkzukos, @jets-mouth-wheat, @appa-yee-yee, @anime-twink-69, @fandommomma16, @the-messenger-hawk, @zukosshonorr, and anybody else who wants to do this!

[zukosfires]

Thanks for the tag @space-sword & @firelordazula !

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging: @ordinaryfruitpunch @thwippeter @21aliceinwonderland and anyone who feels like doing this!

[21aliceinwonderland]

Aw thank you for the tag @zukosfires :))

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet kinda right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

Tagging: @friendsofkyoshi @beepboopbitch and everyone else!!!! In the entire universe!!!!!

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

thank u for the tag @21aliceinwonderland <3

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

@trans-avatar @flameo-motherfucker @softlygasping @crying-at-ikea @waywarddork @dammit-my-cabbages @chaoticidiott @appa-bottom-jeans @zukkatrash @elizathehumancarrot

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

thank u @beepboopbitch for the tag!

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

@chaoticidiott @waywarddork @dammit-my-cabbages @appa-bottom-jeans @flameo-motherfucker @zukkatrash

[waywardork]

Thank you @beepboopbitch and @crying-at-ikea for the tag

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

@lavender-honey-babe @chaoticidiott @fulltimeshitposter

[fulltimeshitposter]

Thank you @waywarddork for tagging me

firebending or waterbending? airbending or earthbending? avatar roku or avatar kyoshi? boomerang or space sword? ba sing se or omashu? mai or ty lee? be a kyoshi warrior or be a bender? comics and lok or atla purist? appa or momo? was jet right or wrong? fire nation army or the dai li? haru or teo? “my first girlfriend turned into the moon” or “that’s rough buddy”?

@appa-bottom-jeans @incorrectzukka @zuko-just-wants-his-honor @incorrecthomosexuals @zukos-depression-meal

[fulltimeshitposter]

So I just got this idea

Imagine a zukka selkie au where sokka is a selkie. he drops his coat/pelt and zuko, a complete stranger, picks it up and gave it to him, which in selkie language is the equivalent of marrying someone or something and he just stands there like "...what am i supposed to do? ask him out?"

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : when I die, donate my entire body to science

Zuko : except my middle finger

Zuko : give that to Ozai

[fulltimeshitposter]

Zuko : fuck, I wanna die

Katara : language

Zuko : heckity heck, I crave death

[bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2]

thank u, next but it's zuko singing about mai, jin and jet

[fulltimeshitposter]

Hmm how about mai is patience because she and zuko were apart for a long time, jet is pain because that's kinda obvious, and jin is love because even though their relationship is short, she liked him and he liked her too, also she didn't have enough time with him to be patience.