Incorrect Avatar:The Last Airbender Quotes

It’s pretty much what it seems

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Iron: Prince Zuko, I will NOT bend lightning at you so you can try redirecting it. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. You WILL die.

Zuko: At least I’ll die doing something I love!

Iron: And that is...?

Zuko: Dying

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*When Suki was training Sokka as a Kyoshi warrior*

Suki: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are

Sokka: That’s what you do?

Suki: Me? *chuckles* Oh no. My power is no illusion. I could fucking demolish you.

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Zuko: Sokka carries a picture of the gaang in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.

 Aang: Aww thats so sweet!

Zuko: That’s what I thought until he said “Because what problem could possibly be bigger than dealing with the four of you?” 

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Some of y’all on this website did not listen to Uncle Iroh when he said “You must draw knowledge from all places or else it becomes rigid and stale.” and it really shows.

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Katara: Hey Sokka! Are you wearing your running shorts and your hoodie?

Zuko: Sokka are you going running?

Sokka: *Grumpily leaves*

Suki: Have fun

Zuko: oh my god what is wrong with Sokka?

Katara: yeah Suki are you guys okay?

Suki: Sokka is going for a run, if anything we should be asking what’s right with Sokka

Katara: He only goes running if he’s upset and he’s wearing his sad hoodie

Toph: And by the smell of it, it’s been washed which is bone-chilling

Suki: he’s fine, everything is okay!

Aang: *Bursts into the room* I JUST SAW SOKKA, ON THE STREET, RUNNING ON PURPOSE

Suki: maybe I was wrong

Aang: *pressing his face against the window* SOKKA ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU! *Sniffles* AND I LOVE YOU!

Suki: in my defense no one here emotes in a normal way

Zuko: that’s fair

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Aang: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?

Katara: IM SORRY YOU GOT A PET WHAT-

Sokka: William Snakespeare

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Sokka: It costs $400 to see a therapist, but it’s free to tell yourself “It be like that sometimes.”

Zuko: What? No-

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Iroh: So, you’re only twelve?

Aang: yup

Iroh: You’re very mature for your age

Aang: Thanks. It’s the trauma

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Fire lord ozai: I could kill you if I wanted

Aang: Yeah? well so could Suki

Aang: so could A bear

Aang: So could a dedicated turtle duck

Aang: You’re not special, Ozai

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*Anytime Zuko and Iroh went pretty much anywhere they were wanted criminals*

Zuko: Okay Uncle, we must maintain a low profile. Don’t talk to anyone don’t look at anyone, keep your head do-

Iroh:

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*aang attempting to get Toph to be his earth bending teacher*

Aang: Please, Ms. Blindbandit ma’am. I need to stop firelord ozai by the end of the summer

Toph: Go bother the next bitch. I’m busy.

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*Sokka looking through Suki’s purse for some gum*

Sokka: um guys what does a pregnancy test look like?

Zuko: Thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

Sokka: *Pulls a dagger out of her bag* Okay so this is definitely a knife

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Katara: Hey Zuko, open up

Zuko: When I was young my father scarred me and made me feel as though I wasn’t good enough. And I don’t know, I’ve been trying earn back my honor by catching the avatar for him but is that what I want? Or is it-

Katara: Open the fucking door

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Sokka: Are you an embarrassing memory? Because every time I think of you I get mass amounts of crippling anxiety *wink*

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Zuko: Ok Sokka, for tonight’s performance of Avatar:The last airbender I’m going to need you to play the part of my father

Sokka: I don’t wanna be your father

Zuko: Perfect you already know your lines

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*Ty Lee After Joining The Kyoshi Warriors And Living With Them For A While*

Ty Lee: Some of you have never lived with a girl who on a regular basis puts you through life threatening situations and is constantly using you to murder others and it really shows

Other kyoshi warriors:

Other kyoshi warriors: Are you okay?

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*Zuko after ignoring Iroh’s advice for the 73,456th time, making his 73,456th poor life decision and realizing AGAIN that his uncle was right*

Zuko: I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.