#incorrect system quotes

[the-lad-system]

Slim: I'd like to remind you that all the fuck shit I've done is your fault

Marshall: *silence*

Slim: You brought me into this God-forsaken world, now either put me out of my misery or accept responsibility for all the shit I've done

Marshall: *gayer silence*

Slim: Fucking say something

Marshall: Fuck you

[the-lad-system]

Slim: Look, I'm not saying that I'd get a few surgeries to look like the real Em and just take his place

Trayvon:

Marshall:

Slim: But if I start acting weird, you know what's up

Trayvon: Why did I marry you?

[the-lad-system]

Darius: I'm not saying that Slim's basically a child. I'm just saying that, if he were in his own body, I'd need a live in nanny to help keep him in check.

Slim: I'm not that bad

Darius: You threated like five arsons in twenty minutes

Slim: And? That's not even that bad

Darius: I swear to God, you're gonna get us arrested

[the-lad-system]

Tray: I love you!

Slim: Fuck you *quieter* I love you, too

Tray: I heard that

Slim: I hate you... you God damn beautiful man

[the-siphonophore-system]

Randomly Generated Siphonophore System Incorrect Quotes

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Maya: What are you guys doing?

Mouse: Like in life in general or-

Rosie : Not much. Why, what's up?

Maya: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.

Rosie : Assassins Creed?

Maya: Animals Creed.

Mouse: Assassins Crossing.

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Vera: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Say: And here we have a capitalist.

River : Did you just-

Oona: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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N, to Reya: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Arc: Hey, that’s not very nice-

Reya: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Arc, forgetting about N: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

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Mari: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Mari: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Melody: Bonjour.

Maisie: Le growl.

Slushi: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Ranboo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Pixal: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Ranboo: One of them punched a gang member.

Pixal: Basil?

Ranboo: Zero, actually.

Pixal: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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-River

[the-starset-system]

[ image of six discord messages, they read:

Jase: Okay but oversized hoodies and camo pants are fashionable AND tactical!

Roarelle: I second this message 😌

Marshall: Your fashion sense deserves to die.

Marshall: Shorts with oversized hoodies are far superior to such foolish mortals tastes

Jase: custom surprised gasping face

Jase: teach me your above average mortal ways ]

[the-starset-system]

[ Image of two discord messages, they read:

Jase: Wanna work on the pinned post today?

Roarelle: hahahahhahahahahahahha no ]

[the-starset-system]

How are these two the people tasked with keeping this body alive??

[Image of three discord messages, they read:

Roarelle: If I could be anything what would I be?

Jase: A bitch

Roarelle: Bold of you to assume I'm not already one ]