#incorrect tcf

[kisumin]

*Cale looking at the mirror while scrutinizing his face*

Cale : Look at this handsome trash.

Rosalyn : Did young master Cale just called himself trash?

Choi Han : *sighs* He always calls himself trash.

Alberu : That bastard can't get over to his former title.

Rosalyn : It probably left a deep hole to Young Master Cale's heart to be called like that.

Choi Han : Cale-nim if you call yourself a trash again then I'm willing to be a trash can.

Cale : ....

Rosalyn : ....

Alberu : Choi Han you—

Choi Han : ... I apologize. It's a slip of a tongue.

[kisumin]

Cale : Choi han let's go. I'm going to take a stroll outside.

Choi han : Cale-nim you're not allowed to step outside this room.

Cale : What? Why not? I'm just going to buy apple pie—

Choi han : You bombed an entire island last time.

Cale : Well it was actually to—

Choi han : And commit arson when i took my eyes off you.

Cale : No it's not what you think—

Choi han : So you're not going outside! Stay and rest.

*meanwhile Eruhaben and Rosalyn in the corner*

Eruhaben : You really need to force that unlucky bastard just to take a rest.

Rosalyn : Young master Cale really loves trouble— i mean working.

[kisumin]

God of Death : I will make Cale the Saint.

Sealed God : I will make that human take me.

Sun God : I will make him the High Priest.

White Star : Cale Henituse is a messenger of God.

Clopeh : Cale-nim is GOD.

*meanwhile Cale*

Cale : *suddenly felt goosebumps* Are there some people swearing at me right now?

[kisumin]

Cale : Hyung-nim the shining sun of our Roan Kingdom. Your beauty is truly striking and blinding again today.

Alberu : Shut up and get lost.

Cale : Why? I was just visiting you hyung-nim. Oh did you know—

Alberu : Drag that bastard out Choi Han. I'm still not yet done cleaning the mess he made last night and there's another again.

Choi Han : *sighs* let's go Cale-nim and don't bother the Crown Prince.

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Alberu : .... I'm afraid I'll die from overwork before he get his slacker life.

[kisumin]

Choi Han : Cale-nim you should start exercising to improve your stamina.

Raon : That's right human! You're so weak

On and Hong : It's true nya~

Cale : Okay

*A few mins later*

Choi Han : Where are you going Cale-nim and why are you carrying that rocking chair?

Cale : I'm going to exercise using this *proceeds on rocking his chair like an old man*

Choi Han : ......

Raon : ....

Hong : ....

On : He's hopeless nya

[kisumin]

*Cale reading the story of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint*

Cale : This bastard likes sacrificing himself.

Choi Han : Yes?

Cale : This bastard Kim Dokja. Look he died at this part but—

Choi Han : Did you just say he died Cale-nim?

Cale : Yes but—

Choi Han : No buts Cale-nim! You should stop sacrificing yourself too if you don't want to end up like him!

Cale : What!? What are you saying? When did i—

Choi Han : Stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore and I'm confiscating this book!

Cale : WAIT CHOI HAN. I'M NOT DONE YET

[hajidumps]

Cale: I'll sleep after this

Choi Han: no you won't

Cale: ...yes I will

Choi Han: if passing out from internal bleeding is sleeping, sure you are

Cale: where the fuck did you get that sass--

[hajidumps]

How TCF characters will react to that one trend where you offer your hand and they lay their head on it

Cale offering his hand:

Raon: bites it

On: puts her paw in it

Hong: play with his fingers

Alberu: hands him a golden plaque

Choi Han knowing the trend: places his head on Cales' hands

Ron: gives Cale a lemon tea

Beacrox: just stares at the hand

Bud: handing him alcohol

Eruhaben: shaking his hands because of Raon

Rosalyn: offered her hand too