#incorrect tbb

[dangraccoon]

Some of my current WIPs as incorrect quotes

idk let me know if you really want any of these 😅

1

Fives: You shot me! Fox: Yes... well... thank you for not dying. Fives: Yeah, you're welcome.

Source: The Legend of Vox Machina

2

Fox: Best thing you can do with Sith is ignore them. Rex: ?? Fox: Then you sneak into their house at four AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. Anakin: Correct. Fox: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope, soaked in red paint. Rex and Cody: (⊙_⊙;) Fox: pummeling them over, and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. Rex: ಠ_ಠ Fox: When they beg you to stop, you laugh, loud as you can, for as long as you can. Rex: (⊙﹏⊙) Fox: And then... you start to beat them again. Cody: *drops his caf mug*

Source: Ted Lasso

3

Tech: Do you ever want to be in charge? Be the boss? Get all the credit? Althea: We used to believe that trees competed with each other for light. Suzanne Simard's field work challenged that perception, and we now realize that the forest is a socialist community. Trees work in harmony to share the sunlight. Tech: Can't you just give me a straight answer? For once?

Source: Ted Lasso

4

Fives: Hey, want to play 20 questions? M!Reader: Uh, sure? What's your favorite color? Fives: Triangle. Are you into men??

Source: Unclear; possibly twitter

5

Thorn: Fox, what are you looking for. Fox: *looking around HQ* My will to live. *Zyla walks in* Fox: There it is.

Source: Unclear; possibly tumblr

6

Obi-Wan: Do you ever have déjà vu? Cody: Didn't you just ask me that?

Source: Groundhog Day (1993)

7

Hunter: When I first met you, I did not like you. Nem: I'm aware of that. Hunter: But then you and I had some time together. Nem: Uh huh. Hunter: It did not get better.

Source: The Big Bang Theory (I don't like this show, but it has good jokes occasionally)

8

Hunter: Emmee kissed you, and you said "thank you"? Echo: Yes. Hunter: Well, that was very polite.

Source: Gilmore Girls

9

Fox: Holy shit, Riyo! Are those your real tits? Riyo: 🫢 Fox: I feel like a shiny; I can't stop staring at them! Fox: Where did you get those? Riyo: My mom.

Source: Ted Lasso

I've wanted to work on any of these but event stuff is coming first and I'm loving running it so fucking much and seeing everyone's work makes me so fucking happy 🥹

[suck-a-egg]

The batch: What if I refuse?

Cid: Then you'll be fired.

The batch: That's fi-

Cid: Out of a cannon, into the sun.

[nerys-vost]

Nerys: Here's the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up? Tech: I think that's called a threat. Echo: Or a warning. 

[sithzuko]

omega: so tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing chess and say all the things we like about each other!

kidnapper, crying: hunter already paid the ransom, please go home-

[serpentinesomebody]

Omega: what happens if I press the brakes and the gas at the same time?

Wrecker: the ship takes a screenshot

Tech, who overheard the conversation: *immediately runs to the cockpit* dO NOT-

[korribanarchive]

Spiders

Tech: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Crosshair: Killed without hesitation.

[miss-alice-evelynn]

Omega: you have lines on your face

Hunter:

Tech:

Echo:

Wrecker:

Rex: you'd have lines on your face if you had to put up with Anakin Skywalker everyday! I'm only 13 and I look like in in my mid 30s!

Rex: you're cute so I'll let you off but you're on thin ice

[i-want-it-thaaat-way]

Hunter, to the others: Don’t tell me that you broke in there with Omega?!

Crosshair: Okay, we won’t tell you.

Hunter:

The others:

Hunter: Well did you?!

Wrecker: You said not to tell you!

Hunter: tHAT’S NOT WHAT I-

[all arguing]

Omega, aside: normally I would just say I’m sorry and look cute enough that I won’t get in trouble, but Crosshair said “snitches end up with stitches, Omega” so I’ll just let this one play out.