#incorrect tfatws

[connieboldheart]

I miss helmut zemo </3

[cobrafantasies]

@abarbaricyalp Bucky watching their interviews in the divorce era

[mimisempai]

[twistedpixie77]

Sam: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Bucky: Wow. They sound stupid.

Sam: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Bucky: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Sam: I guess you’re right. Hey Bucky, I love you.

Bucky: See! Just say that!

Sam: Holy fucking shit.

Bucky: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sam, but they're too dumb for you.

Sam: Bucky.

[estrangnoodle]

So I did something

[patroclusdefencesquad]

incorrect sambucky number ???

[radioactive-yuri]

𝘇𝗲𝗺𝗼: being gay is not your choice. it's mine. you're gay now.

𝗯𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: wh-

𝘇𝗲𝗺𝗼: happy pride month.

𝘀𝗮𝗺: it's the middle of octobe-

𝘇𝗲𝗺𝗼: wow i'm so proud of you two for coming out.

𝗯𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: we're not even-

𝘇𝗲𝗺𝗼: truly an inspiration.

[insaneasgardian]

Bucky: Things used to be so different in the 40's with dating and everything. How do you even ask someone out these days?

Zemo: I usually look them up and down and say: "Hey... how you doin'?"

Bucky: That's the stupidest thing ever.

Sam, entering the room: Hey, how you doin'?

Bucky:

Bucky: *giggles and blushes*