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Sam: Shut up.

Bucky: No, you shut up.

Sam: I said that first.

Bucky: Make me then?

Sam: Oh, I will.

Sam: But you might moan a little.

Sam: Aw you're so tiny like that

Bucky, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you

Sam, lovingly: I know

Sam : *gets down on one knee *

Bucky: *Also drops to the ground * What are we looking for?

Sam, reaching for the ring in his pocket: Bucky...

Nat: How's Sam's head?

Bucky: Amazing , best I've ever had

Nat:

Bucky: Oh shit you meant his injury

Nat: I need therapy

Bucky: Sam makes me so angry so quickly it's remarkable

Sam: I only said two words??

Bucky: Yet here I am boiling with hate

Sam: How do you look so cute in an apron?

Bucky: I do not look cute *glares*

Sam: You being shy about how cute you look in an apron only makes it cuter.

Bucky: Grow up, Sam. *rolls eyes* How do you want your pancakes with chocolate chips or sprinkles?

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