#incorrect sambucky

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Bucky: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.

Sam: I'm sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

Bucky: I don't know, real stuff: shape of his ass.

[marvelflame2010]

Computer: Please type a password

Bucky: *types Y/n’s name*

Computer: Your password is too weak

Bucky: The fuCK YOU JUST SAY?

[stuckysknife]

Sam: I'm amazed at what you've endured, it just seems really hard.

Bucky: Being gay?

Steve [whispering]: He's talking about Hydra...

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Bucky: I want to die

Sam: Don't say that! We're in this together

Bucky: Ok.

Bucky: We want to die?

[cobrafantasies]

Sam yawns.

Bucky's mind: Sam needs rest. I should scoop him up in my arms and let him lie peacefully against the warmth of my chest and I won't move until he gets all the sleep he needs so he never yawns again.

Sam: What?

Bucky: Stop yawning.

[mimisempai]

[dottie-underwood]

Bucky: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Jesus took my wheel" in your phone??

Sam:

Sam: Your hair looks amazing today.

Bucky: Answer the question.

[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

Sam: Shut up.

Bucky: No, you shut up.

Sam: I said that first.

Bucky: Make me then?

Sam: Oh, I will.

Sam: But you might moan a little.