Violet: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Cora: ...I did. I broke it.
Violet: No. No you didn't. Rosamund?
Rosamund: Don't look at me. Look at Robert.
Robert: What?! I didn't break it.
Rosamund: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Rosamund: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Rosamund: Suspicious.
Robert: No it's not!
Mary: If it matters, probably not, but Edith was the last one to use it.
Edith: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Mary: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Edith: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!
Cora: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mama
Violet: No! Who broke it!?
Rosamund: Mama...Tom's been awfully quiet.
Tom: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Violet: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.