#incorrect tua five

[igotanidea]

The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D.  in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

[ourgoddessathena]

Five : "I'm a reverse necromancer."

Y/N : "Isn't that just killing people?"

Five : "Ah, technicality."

[ourgoddessathena]

Five : "I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night."

Y/N : "All I drank was Redbull!"

Five : "How many?"

Y/N : "Eighteen."

[igotanidea]

Umbrella academy incorrect quotes 2

based on some very particular song :D

Klaus: so... how do you two now each other?

y/n: ...that my best friend

Lilia: ....she a real bad bitch

y/n: ....got her own money

Lila: ....she don't need no 'nig

Klaus: ......

Luther: so ... how did you meet?

Lila: on the dancefloor

y/n: she had two..

Lila: .....three

y/n: ....drinks, she was twerking, throwing out and coming back in.

Diego: That's my girl

Five (eyes rolling) : great, another two idiots in the family.