Five, dry as sandpaper: “Do you take constructive criticism?”
Wednesday, deadpan: “I only take cash or credit.”

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Five, dry as sandpaper: “Do you take constructive criticism?”
Wednesday, deadpan: “I only take cash or credit.”
Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*
Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"
Diego: god, you have daddy issues
Lila: Can't have daddy issues if I've never had a dad!
Five: that's literally the definition of daddy issues
The umbrella academy incorrect quotes
y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.
Five: Is that so?
y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.
Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D. in four days does not impress me.
Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!
y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?
Klaus, being overdramatic: Nobody really loves me...
Five, exhausted: Are you sure? Klaus: Yeah
Five, aggressively pointing at himself: Are you really fucking sure??
Five, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
A random person who’s next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
Grey is Five & Blue is Klaus
cashier: your total is 18.41
five: ah, the year i was born
cashier: im... sorry?