The jutsu colloquium

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Sai: I think it would be appropiate to have a match while we wate, given we are an even number of people.

Sasuke, Natuto and Sakura: ....

Sakura: We are forbidden to compete in anything unless Kakashi-sensei specifically requires it.

Sai: Why?

Sakura: We had a race and things went a little out of hand.

Naruto: She means Sasuke went crazy and broke my nose.

Sasuke: Accidentaly.

Naruto: It was so not an accident! He saw I was about to tag him, so he throw a big fat elbow in my face and kept running.

Sasuke: To win the race, by the way.

Naruto: Of course not! It didn't count because of the spectaculary illegal nose-breaking, remember?

Sasuke *to Sai*: I won the race.

Naruto: Then how come you didn't get the Team Seven Cup?

Sai: There was a... Team Seven Cup?

Sakura *sadly*: It used to be, but Kakashi-sensei said the were not winners that day, so he took the trophy...

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto: *holding their tears*

Sakura: ... and threw it in the lake.

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I just watched the OP live-action and just want to ask the fans: does Luffy and the crew ever actually look for the One Piece or it's just them going into random islands

[xcruelprincessx]

How Cardan's kidnapping actually went like:

Jude: come with me

Cardan: okay 😀

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Kakashi: Hey, kids, sorry for setting this up so early.

Naruto: What do you mean? We get here at 7:30 everyday.

Kakashi: Everyday?! That's wild!

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Sakura: If you die, would you prefer being buried or cremated? Like, if you die tomorrow, what should I do?

Sasuke: Avenge me

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Naruto: You kind of made me the man I am today

Kakashi: Don't blame me for that!

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Kakashi: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?

Sasuke: No

Sakura: I do

Kakashi: I know, Sakura

Sakura: I'm very stressed

Kakashi: I know, Sakura

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Sasuke: You are very confusing.

Sakura: ??

Sasuke: You annoy me beyond comprehension but I also want you to be happy and safe and in love with me.

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Itachi: Let's rehearse Kyubi's kidnap. You'll be Sasuke.

Kisame: I don't want to be your brother.

Itachi *nodding*: Perfect, you already know your lines.

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Sakura: At least we can treasure the memories we made along the way.

Naruto: I almost died.

Sasuke: That is my favorite memory.

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Melinda: I said you could invite one friend to the reception. One!

Damian *looking at Ewen and Emile*: They don't come separately, mom.

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Naruto: I accdientally drop a shuriken on Kakashi's foot and the only thing he said was "i am so sick of being alive"

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Sakura: When I told you to bring me something from the beach I meant a rock or something like that

Sasuke, dragging a great white shark into the house: How was I supposed to know that?

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Sakura: You know, I thought this crush for you would go away a long time ago.

Sasuke: I know.

Sakura: I tried to get rid of it.

Sasuke: Okay.

Sakura: No, you don't understand, I really tried.

Sasuke: Okay...

Sakura: I really, really tried. Hard. For a long time.

Sasuke: OKAY, I GET IT!

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Sasuke: You're not allowed to cry in my presence. It's too dangerous because I'll just give you anything you want

Sakura: I want you to stop hating yourself

Sasuke: You're so unfair

[yuuchyan]

naruto part 1 basically

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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute