Sep 4, 2022
Itachi quit Duolingo
Sasuke: Itachi, I came here for the truth. What really happened on that night.
Itachi: I lost my 101 day streak and stopped taking Spanish lessons.
Sasuke: …
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Itachi quit Duolingo
Sasuke: Itachi, I came here for the truth. What really happened on that night.
Itachi: I lost my 101 day streak and stopped taking Spanish lessons.
Sasuke: …
kisame : how did you sleep,itachi-san?
itachi : like a baby, as always.
kisame : that’s goo-
itachi : woke up every 4 hours screaming.
kisame :
Fugaku: Shisui, stop saying "porno"
Shisui: I didn't say it, Mr Uchiha, Itachi did
Itachi: you are a bitch.
Shisui: If I had a mistle toe I'd kiss you
Itachi: If I had a mistle foot, it'd be in your ass
Incorrect Naruto quotes
Itachi: What goes up but never comes down
Kisame: I know this one! Age.
Itachi, tearing up: Wrong. My depression
Kisame, also tearing up: Itachi- no
Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Shizui: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Itachi: Killed without hesitation.
Shizui: No.
Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Naruto, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Sasuke: But – that’s just a trash can.
Naruto: It sure is!
Incorrect Uchiha
Shizui: What time is it?
Itachi: I don’t know; pass me the saxophone let’s find out
Itachi: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sasuke: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Itachi: 2 am