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Pharm: I'll make you anything you want to eat.

Dean: I want something you can't make.

Pharm: What?

Dean: I want to eat you.

Pharm: P'Deaaaaaan!

Pharm: Dean, dear, can you come here? I need you

Dean: For?

Pharm: Ever.

Dean: (voice breaking) Oh

Dean: (sniffling) Okay

Win: You know, once we buy the new mattress, we’ll have to break it in

Team: Oh, I hear what you’re saying: mattress trampoline!

Win:

Team: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

Win: Yeah!

Team: Then mattress trampoline?

Win: Sure

Dean: *holding a picture of Pharm* Have you seen this man?

Stranger: No, sorry. Is he missing?

Dean: What? Oh, no he’s fine. I just wanted to show everyone his face. Isn’t he perfect?

Win: it’s been two seconds and my arms are not wrapped around my boyfriend???? I must fix this problem

Manaow: Hey, how’s it going?

Team, slightly disheveled after leaving Win’s dorm: I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep in a year.

Manaow:

Team: So I’m a little disoriented.

Pharm: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Team: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

Team: Do you take constructive criticism?

Pharm: [already crying] Sure what’s up?

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