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[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[podcake]

what are your chances of beating your favorite audio drama character in a fist fight? no weapons, just straight-up brawling

pretty high! my fav could only dream of throwing a punch

good, it wouldn't be entirely one-sided but i'd definitely come out on top

decent, they'd put up a fight but i'd probably win, even if it was just barely

a draw. either we'd realize we're evenly matched or forget why we're fighting

they're winning. not because my fav can fight, they'd just refuse to lose

i couldn't bring myself to fight them! we could probably talk it out

i could never see my fav fighting anyone, let alone me

they wouldn't even muster the effort to care about fighting me

my fav is a trained fighter/experienced in combat. i'm screwed

forget a fight, they'd fucking kill me

some combination of the above

other (pls write in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 30

♡ pls reblog after voting for a bigger sample size

[lakevida]

look how long this spoon pic from wikipedia is

[ambassadorquark]

They should invent a job where you don’t have to do anything

[weedp4nties]

hey nerd. right clickss you and this drop down appears. Well Well Well....,

[freshcuntgrass]

right-click prev and do something

Edit Bones

Make Persistent

Ignite

Remove

Disable Collisions

Biggify

Smallify

Voting ended onApr 21

[f3v3r-dr3am]

on the kitchen floor. straight up “pounding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. My head

[dorothylarouge]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I lived in a place where duck eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of duck eggs (rich orange yolk, amazing when gently scrambled). I lived in a place where quail eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of quail eggs (hardboiled and marinated they make a versatile protein topping, but soft-boiled? ambrosia).

I have never lived any place where emu eggs were, to my knowledge, even available. this bums me the fuck out bc i suspect they would taste so good scrambled on toast. alas there is nothing in this world that could tempt me to set foot in australia

[murderofsomeone]

if you are affected by unreality content/has or is prone to psychosis I would suggest blocking the 17776 tag today because tomorrow people are going to be posting a lot of shit that might cause problems

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[yasbm-best-prompts]

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[ai-slop-weather-report]

Weather report for March 13th, 2026.

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[blasesaint]

[danrifics]

okay so i was thinking on the podcast when they were talking about phil being an uncle and they didn’t really say dan was also and at first i was like surely your uncles long term partner would be considered your uncle too right? but then the more i thought about it i was like wait would i call my uncles partner my uncle/aunt if they weren’t married? and im like actually im not sure i would??

so anyway now i wanna know everyone else’s thoughts!

Would you refer to your unmarried aunt/uncles partner as your aunt/uncle?

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 25, 2025