#incorrect wade willson

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: I am in a... situation

Wade: What situation?

Peter: I spent the entire weekend writing fanfiction instead of studying for my exams or doing any of the things on my to do list and now I'm officially losing my fucking mind- I'm so done for

[bitrashteddy]

Wade: Don't you look-

Peter, dressed in a skirt, overknees and oversized shirt with perfect eyeliner: Hot?

Peter: Yea, I'd like to feel good about myself before going to therapy so I have at least a slither of serotonin before being mentally fucked for the next 10 business days

Wade: Would you like a hug?

[bitrashteddy]

Wade: I want to take you out

Peter: Finally

Wade: Finally?

Peter: I thought you'd grown morals, please just go for it, any time now would be fine

Wade: Peter what did you- what?

Peter: Oh! Fuck you meant a date? Not murder

Peter: yea that's good too, pick me up at 8?

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: I've reached a new level of fucked. My TA suggested that I should skip class because I have too much to do already

Wade: I could always lighten your workload

Peter: No. You're not going to murder or threaten my Professors again

Wade: maybe I was going to suggest doing some of the work

Peter: somehow that's even less helpful

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: I hate being attracted to men

Wade: Why'd you say that

Peter: My retainer makes me gag

Wade: practise makes perfect

Wade: I mean-

[bitrashteddy]

Wade: Your shaky leg is worse than normal what's up?

Peter: I have my ADHD and ASD evaluation tomorrow, what if its not ADHD and Autism and I'm just unfocused, can't brain properly and lack some social skills

Wade: Pete, how many alarms do you have set for tomorrow and how many tabs are open on your phone? Also how many unanswered texts?

Peter: 17 and 107 I think and I don't actually know, like 20 why?

Peter:

Peter: point taken

[bitrashteddy]

Wade: everyone you love is gone, eat the ice cream

Peter: first of all- how the fuck did you get into my room

Peter: secondly, not true you're still here checkmate

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: my fatal flaw is that i-

Peter: Uuh shiny

Wade: that's not even- Peter that's a book, it's not shiny