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Peter: Mr rogers sir do you know what kind of music Mr Barnes is into I want to buy him a record for his birthday

Steve: Bucky has always been an elegant man he would probably be into some Chopin or Beethoven maybe even try some Sinatra

*meanwhile bucky in his room*

Bucky :*rapping furiously* HANDLE ME WHO GON HANDLE ME THINKING HE'S A PLAYER HE'S A MEMBER ON A TEAM ...Yes Megan you tell em girl

Peter: Do you think birds get sad for not having arms?

Tony: Well, do you get sad for not having wings?

Peter: *trying not to cry* Every single day.

Kate: see you later, alligator!

Yelena: after a while, motherfucker!

Kate: …

It just had me dying for 30 minutes.

The second one omg 😭

Y/N: I'm allergic to death

You. You win.

Tony: y/n where is it?

Y/n with a confused expression: wheres what tony baloney?

Loki: *sets book down* Oh this will be delightful

Tony: you know what I mean! Where's my goldfish?

Y/n: *innocently* isn't it in the bowl?

Tony: this is a potatoe! Do you think I'm an idiot? *storms out of room*

Y/n: *burst into laughter*

Loki: care to explain love?

Y/n: he- *resolves into laughter again* -he's been feeding that potatoe for three weeks!

Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/N: Killed without hesitation.

Natasha: No.

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