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Wheein, jumping out of a cake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Hwasa, a bit disappointed: I was expecting a guy.

Wheein: 12 years we've known each other and now you don't want to see me jump out of a cake.

Hwasa: No it's-

Wheein: You insult me!

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Moonsun, when their hands touch in the popcorn bowl: (Blushes as they retract)

Hwasa, when her hand touches Wheein’s: Move it or lose it. You’re in the way of my snacks!

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Moonbyul, checking her roots in a mirror: Hyejin said that church water makes your roots stay bleached longer but I’m not noticing any difference, and it’s been days since her sister’s wedding.

Wheein, turning to Hwasa: YOU CAN’T KEEP GUERILLA BAPTIZING PEOPLE!

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Wheein: Yong unnie and I are going to go-

Hwasa, handcuffing herself to Wheein: What do you two have planned?

Hwasa, after swallowing the key: Is it fun?

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Wheein, wringing her hands: I want a kiss for my birthday...on the lips.

Hwasa: Which lips?

Wheein:

Hwasa: Wheein?

Wheein: 

Wheein: I didn’t think I’d get this far.

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The Plastic Industry: Who will make ponchos and dry cleaning covers popular again? How will we ever survive?

Hwasa: Give me a solo, a crown, and Wheein.

Hwasa: I can have it settled by Valentines day.

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Moonbyul: You and Hyejin act like more than just friends.

Wheein, shaking her head: Give me one example!

Moonbyul: Two minutes ago, when she burned her tongue and you blew in her mouth.

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Wheesa, pushing Moonsun back with their custom mics during Um Oh Ah Yeh’s breakdown: We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that we never asked to be part of, since 2015.