#incorrect wolverine

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Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time

Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.

Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?

[shadow-coolness]

What are we? Some sort of “Super Hero Squad”?

Wolverine

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Logan: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting. Wade: Wow, must be terrible. Logan: Only when I'm losing.

Wade: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fuck —

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Wade, who has been arrested: Hey Wolvie, why don't you get me out of these handcuffs, so I can put you into these handcuffs ;)?

Logan: Yes, please officer, get him out of those cuffs. I want this to be a fair fight.

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Wade: I’m quick at math.

Logan: OK, what’s 38 x 76?

Wade: 24.

Logan: That’s not even close.

Wade: But it was quick.

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Wade, to Logan: I got you a going-away present - I'm deleting you from my phone. You're finally free from my animal magnetism.

[shadow-coolness]

Im one inconvenience away from becoming my father.

X-23