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@ifyoubreakthenibreak
hey guys! i'm aware i haven't been active on here at all. literally since like august. that being said. you should leave a message on my christmas tree. (if you want to, no pressure at all)
Decorate Friend's Tree for Christmas🎅
Just wanted to say hi! Hope you're ok 💜
hello!! i am alive and well(ish)! school and work and a bunch of other stuff has been super stressful all semester so i haven't had time to be active on here at all... thank you anon for checking in!!
Felice
The Lake
Today we have four characters at the lake! What happens?
original post
Aww man, my first thought was a lakeside ceremony 😂
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"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to unite Walter and Henry in the bonds of fake-matrimony."
Madison, three sheets to the wind yet still sober enough to not flub a generic wedding ceremony script, grinned at the two grooms--equally as shitfaced--who are about to be fake married.
"If anyone can show just cause why they may not be un-lawfully joined together," Madison wriggled her brows, "let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
Felice, the least sober of the group and the designated witness, ring-bearer, and Best Woman for both grooms, laughed as she heckled, "Or forever hold your piss! Oh, god--oh my god, I need to piss!"
"Hey," Walter grumbled. "Not until after I get to kiss my new bridegroom. Keep your shit together, Ehrencrona."
"Hurry up, then!"
Madison cleared her throat. Or at least she tried to. What actually came out was a large burp that wasn't hidden by the gentle crashing waves of the lake behind them.
"Do you, Henry--fuck, what's your last name? Never mind.--take Walter--shit, I don't know your laat name either--to be your unlawfully wedded husband?"
Henry took Walter by the hand and said, "I do."
"And do you, Walter-No-Name, take Henry to be your unlawfully wedded husband?"
The cold summer breeze blew through Walter's hair and made it stand up on its ends. Henry laughed at the sight, and Felice had to scold him into silence because "it's rude to laugh at your future husband, oh my god."
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry," muttered Henry, suitably chastised. Then to Walter: "You can say 'I do' now."
Walter looked absolutely enamoured. And completely drunk as a skunk, but mostly enamoured in the face of his best friend telling him what to do. He liked being told what to do.
"I do," he said.
"Felice!" cried Madison. "The rings, please!"
Felice dutifully tugged two rings off her fingers and handed one each to Walter and Henry. "These were a gift from my parents so I want them back, dickheads."
"You'll get them back after the divorce," said Henry, to which Walter shouted, "Hey, what the fuck? I thought you loved me, bro?"
Madison slapped a hand over Henry's mouth, stopping whatever scathing retort his drunk brain was going to cook up. "Just fucking kiss, already! I now pronounce you guys roommates for life!"
The two boys kissed.
"Oh my god," said Felice. "They were roommates."
The Winner Takes It All - Olympics AU
YAY, I've made it in time for Fanfic Friday!
I present to you my little Olympics AU of our two guys falling in love in yet another scenario. Happy weekend everyone 💜
If someone had told Wille even an hour ago that the men’s artistic gymnastics team final would have him jumping to his feet and cheering loudly, he would have flipped that person off. He was convinced that he got the short end of the stick, once again, with Erik getting assigned all the good events at the Stockholm Olympic Games, while he is being forced to sit through fencing, weightlifting or water polo. And artistic gymnastics.
Read the whole 8.5 k on ao3.
my irl friend asked me what we 'do' on tumblr, and the best I could come up with is we get horny with the mutuals and the mutuals who aren't horny nod out of respect as they scroll past 6 versions of the same post with various deranged tags by mutual inlaws
we also communicate solely through liking and reblogging each others posts for 3 years before we exchange dms but we are still besties
Have you ever been in a situation where you called people by just their last name? (e.g. you called John Baker just "Baker," not "Mr. Baker".)
Yes, in school or university
Yes, in the military
Yes, at work (civilian)
Yes, at work (law enforcement/fire department/etc)
Yes, in a specific hobby or extracurricular context
Yes, with my friends outside of those contexts
Yes, some other context
Yes, more than one of these
No
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
No I will never stfu about Conan Gray. even if I had tape over my mouth I would still find a way to yap on about this man. I love him very much.
I genuinely think my mom is in love with Chappell Roan?
She never stops talking about how amazing she is (and her hair lol) and i think its so adorable.
NO SAME MY MOM KEEPS TALKING ABOUT CHAPPELL
To (sort of) quote Conan Gray, Mothers and Daughters all their pants are dropping, im NOT being ironic
if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time
they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it
Life's too short to be responsible. Read a 200k word fanfic in a day instead
not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
forgor
For a little fic I'm writing... Who do y'all think some of Simon's earlier crushes / queer awakenings were before Wille?
Even a category would help, like musicians vs actors / public figures vs fictional characters
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AND I THOUGHT IF YOU'D EVER LEAVE ME THAT I'D BE THE REASON WHY AND I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S JUST A SUMMER FLING IF IT'S ALL EXPERIMENTAL AND YOU GO BACK TO SAFER THINGS BUT I SWORE HANDS WERE MADE FOR FIGHTING I SWORE EYES WERE MADE TO CRY BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON THAT I'VE SEEN WHO'S PROVEN THAT MIGHT BE A LIIIEEEEEE
Just wanted to clear this thing up
Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either:
I want to treasure that ask forever
I dont feel up to social interaction
I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it
What it does NOT mean:
I dont like getting asks
You’re bothering me by sending asks
SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!
Simone Biles (hilariously) nursing a calf injury || Olympics 2024
Literally moments later:
