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philza: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of actions?

tommy: t-posing to assert dominance

philza: absolutely not

techno: saying "Thank you, Lord, for this meal I'm about to have" and then-

philza, interrupting: even worse

tommy: no, no, let him finish

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philza: tommy is at that very special age where a boy only has one thing on their mind

wilbur: girls?

philza: Homicide

tubbo, at a café: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, 7 espresso shots?

tommy, next in line: what the fuck just do cocaine

philza: how did none of you hear what I just said?

wilbur: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

techno: I got distracted about halfway through.

tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

sapnap: sure, you may be verified on twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god

Ranboo: You’re not the girlboss of me.

Tubbo: I want a divorce, you’re a terrible malewife.

Ranboo: Fine, but I’m keeping the gate.

Dream: What gate?

quackity: what's the word for horny?

quackity: but not in a sexual way! Like, I'm horny for Halloween but like, I don't want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?

dream:

dream: do you mean excited..?

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