Sep 20, 2018
jeremy: *does literally anything*
michael: fucking superb you funky little bisexual
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jeremy: *does literally anything*
michael: fucking superb you funky little bisexual
Jeremy: Good morning.
Christine: Good morning!
Jenna: Good morning.
Jake: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!
Michael: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Brooke: Why is Rich carrying around a potted plant?
Jake: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.
Michael: That's one of my biggest fears.
Brooke: What is?
Michael: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut.
Brooke: You would eat yourself?
Michael: I wouldn't even question it.
Jake: Look at his face. Those cheekbones!
Chloe: Okay, listen, Jake, there's enthusiastic, and then there's just plain gay.
Christine: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Jeremy: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Michael couldn't see, so I shouted "Michael, deer!"
Michael:
Jeremy: Do you want to tell Christine what your response was?
Michael: ..."Yes, honey?"
Jake: If I could nail a celebrity, it would be Chris. She's the star of my heart.
Christine: Aww. For me, it would be Ben Platt.
Brooke: I don't know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings.
Rich: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.
Brooke: What? No!
Rich: You said, "without hurting their feelings". Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren't hurt.
Brooke: ...
Rich: Face might be, though.