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jeremy: *does literally anything*

michael: fucking superb you funky little bisexual

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Jeremy: Good morning.

Christine: Good morning!

Jenna: Good morning.

Jake: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!

Michael: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Brooke: Why is Rich carrying around a potted plant?

Jake: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

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Michael: That's one of my biggest fears.

Brooke: What is?

Michael: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut.

Brooke: You would eat yourself?

Michael: I wouldn't even question it.

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Jake: Look at his face. Those cheekbones!

Chloe: Okay, listen, Jake, there's enthusiastic, and then there's just plain gay.

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Christine: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?

Jeremy: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Michael couldn't see, so I shouted "Michael, deer!"

Michael:

Jeremy: Do you want to tell Christine what your response was?

Michael: ..."Yes, honey?"

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Jake: If I could nail a celebrity, it would be Chris. She's the star of my heart.

Christine: Aww. For me, it would be Ben Platt.

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Brooke: I don't know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings.

Rich: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.

Brooke: What? No!

Rich: You said, "without hurting their feelings". Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren't hurt.

Brooke: ...

Rich: Face might be, though.