#altered slightly

[jokeson-u]

Spencer: Han, it's nine o'clock in the morning. You're eating a bowl of pasta?

Hanna: No, I'm eating a bowl of Campbell's Spaghettios.

[autistichwsamerica]

HWS Estonia: Hey Belarus, can I get a sip of that water?

HWS Belarus: It's not water.

HWS Estonia: Vodka, then?

HWS Belarus: It's vinegar.

HWS Estonia: What?

HWS Belarus: It's vinegar, coward.

[taliaxlatia]

Vanqua Week Day 7: Red Wayfinder (free day)

We’ll break the sky, for you and I are going nowhere

Kiss goodbye, a dozen times before we get there

Why do we need anyone else?

When I can break the sky myself

[star-shuttle-scout]

Quentin: What doesn’t kill you gives you unhealthy coping mechanisms and makes you weird at parties.

Penny: I just thought you were a loser.

[incorrectbmcthemusical]

Brooke: I don't know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings.

Rich: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.

Brooke: What? No!

Rich: You said, "without hurting their feelings". Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren't hurt.

Brooke: ...

Rich: Face might be, though.

[life-of-reb]

“how intriguing that you find it necessary to comment on my body when I am unapologetic for its uniqueness and imperfections. it’s almost as though you are threatened by my ability to be content, perhaps even happy, despite the hate persistent in society.“ - Reb

[autistichwsamerica]

HWS Russia: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding man!

HWS Vietnam: Really? Name one law.

HWS Russia:...Don't kill people?

HWS Vietnam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

[autistichwsamerica]

HWS Prussia: *ugly crying* How can Romania not like me back? I'm so awesome and hot, I've got it all!

HWS Germany: Bruder, guys don't just care about how awesome or hot you are.

HWS Prussia: What else is there?!