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Quinn Hughes, 3 hours into his injury: I’m going to crush this recovery. The doctors will have never seen anybody who recovered so perfectly. I won’t complain, and I won’t rush myself.

Elias Pettersson: Mhm.

Quinn Hughes, 5 days into his injury: THEY HAD A 4–1 LEAD WHAT THE FUCK?!

Elias Pettersson: Should we turn the TV off? You’re slamming the table with your injured hand.

Quinn Hughes, nearly 2 weeks into his injury: I don’t care what I have to play through, I can’t stand this. Consider me recovered.

Thatcher Demko, massaging his back: Oh, you think it’s that easy?

Quinn Hughes, gesturing vaguely to the TV: Look at them! They’re getting shutout by Nashville!

Elias Pettersson, nodding emphatically: I would’ve scored there.

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orca eyed quinn looks like a little alien @beenucks

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Quinn Hughes: I love overtime wins.

Quinn Hughes: I’d love to be a part of one someday.

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Brock Boeser: I’m going to the store, does anyone want anything?

Quinn Hughes: Better defence so I don’t have to play 28 minutes a night.

Elias Pettersson: A fanbase who isn’t waiting for me to mess up so that they can complain.

Thatcher Demko: A healthy knee.

Brock Boeser:

Brock Boeser: I have like $12.

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Quinn Hughes: I bet you’re wondering why I called you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room don’t get along with other people in this room.

J.T. Miller: Why did you say that so vaguely? You literally only called Petey and I in here.

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Police officer: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Jake DeBrusk: Shit.

Elias Pettersson: Wait, three?

Police officer: Yeah?

Brock Boeser: OH MY GOD HUGGY FELL OFF!!!

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Elias Pettersson: WHY. Why did you give Conor a KNIFE?!

Quinn Hughes: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Elias Pettersson: Now I feel unsafe!

Quinn Hughes: I’m sorry.

Quinn Hughes: ... would you like a knife?

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Quinn Hughes: Goodnight moon.

Quinn Hughes: Goodnight tree.

Quinn Hughes: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.