Discover Top Posts Tagged with #source: regular show

Tim: If you buy that cologne, then I’m gonna lose all respect for you.

Jason: Good. Then we’ll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

#source: regular show #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #batboys #batman family #batman #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

Chilchuck: Besides, no offense, but what would you know about relationships anyway?

(Name): Well actually, smart guy, I— uh…

Chilchuck: Actually what?

(Name): (anxiously holding their tongue)

Chilchuck: Spill it!

(Name): Laios and I are dating!

Chilchuck: 😦 (+1 grey hair)

(Name): For like a couple of months now.

Chilchuck & Marcille: 😦😦

(Name): We have matching bracelets!

Senshi: 😶 (already knew)

Emma: I kissed Regina. Belle: Wow. Belle: I owe Zelena so much money.

#emma swan #belle french #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: regular show

Solas: If you do this, then I'm going to lose all respect for you. Rook: Good. Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

#source: regular show #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age incorrect quotes #dragon age veilguard #solas dragon age

*Gamma Jack and Mr. Incredible are on a patrol together with Bob talking about his relationship with Elastigirl and how they got into a huge argument with one another and are not on speaking terms at this moment with lead to this* Gamma Jack:*sighs* Okay, Bob, I like you truly, But maybe, just maybe apologise to her. You were in the wrong, also I am using your own advice against you. Mr. Incredible: Jack, I'm not going to do that. Gamma Jack:*stares at him before sighing* Okay listen...Because your a close friend to me. So is Elastigirl. even though I had a crush on her, but besides the point! Just talk to her, the worst thing that can happen is that she will probably ignore you and- Mr. Incredible:*groans* Why even bother talking to you. Gamma Jack: Hey, you want my advice or not. I'm just trying to help, you know. Mr. Incredible:*has his arms crossed* Listen,no offence, Jack, but what would you know about relationships anyways? Gamma Jack: Well actually, smart guy I--Ehh... *Gamma Jack stiffens up as he looks away embarrassed not wanting to tell him now since he made a promise not to tell anyone* Mr. Incredible:*raises a brow* Actually,what? Gamma Jack:*looks away clearly embarrassed* Mr. Incredible: Spill it, Jack. Gamma Jack: Simon and I are dating! Mr. Incredible:*gasps in utter shock* Gamma Jack: For like a couple of months now! Mr. Incredible:*is stunned to speak* Gamma Jack: *covers his face embarrassed*We go out on little secrets dates when no one is looking, we even give each other pet-names and hold hands!!! Mr. Incredible: Wha!?! Jack, that's crazy! Why didn't you tell me, till now!? Gamma Jack: We didn't want to shove OUR happiness down everyone's throat...Well I did but Si told me not to. Look just apologise to Elastigirl. Mr. Incredible: Do you always apologise to Gazerbeam? Gamma Jack: Ha! No, I in fact tell him he's wrong and-Of course I apologise to him idiot. I gift him those little chocolate peanut butter cups he loves so much and write him hand letters to help him with a little doodle in it. Mr. Incredible: So how do I apologise to Helen? Gamma Jack: How the fuck am I suppose to know. She's your girlfriend, flowers at best, dinner, a movie. Figure it out, also I zoned out half way through, why did you two get into a fight? Mr. Incredible:...I...Um...Broke the Elasticycle to stop a villain... Gamma Jack:*stares at him before rubbing his temples*...Grovel at her feet for forgiveness, beg if you must. That's the only ADVICE I can give you Parr, holy shit...You are so dumb.

#source: regular show #mr incredible #bob parr #gamma jack #gammabeam #gazerjack